Thought I'd heard 'em all:-)

A man wakes up in an advertised bed
under advertised sheets
in his advertised pyjamas
washes with advertised soap
shaves with his advertised razor
eats his advertised cereal for breakfast
puts on his advertised suit & shoes
gets into his advertised car and goes to his office.

He sits by the phone all day waiting for calls...but nothing happens. He discusses this with his business collegues

they suggest he advertises....he suggests it's no point advertising because no one knows them so it wouldn't work

eventually the business has to close...so what does he do

He advertises it for sale

then starts to look at the cheaper advertised homes for sale...because now he has to advertise his home
because he can no longer afford the mortgage
once this has all been done he now has one final task

to look in the advertised Positions Vacant for a job with a company that won't go broke..that way he will feel secure
so he looks for a company that he recognises....one that has ADVERTISED to ensure everyone knows who thay are and what they do

Funny thing is he had that comany and security right from the start...his own all he had to do was ADVERTISE