Even DON ALM didn't think of THIS one!...

[RgrPett]

I see great potential here: provide free condoms to area no-tell-motels in exchange for selling ads on them.

"Oh look, honey. Billy Bob's Pizza (We Cut Our Own Cheese) has a special on a large pepperoni pizza. We just have to cut out this coupon and give it to the driver."

Only problemo I see is, once you cut out the coupon the "advertising medium" totally looses it's original functionality.

But then any good salesman would ... TAKE THE BULL BY THE HORNS ... and sell Billy Bob's Pizza on the free condom program so that Billy can include a replacement for the original with the pizza.

'NUTHER idea ... TWIST and TURN the musical greeting card idea into musical condoms.