The Economy is so bad that…

[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by SteveSki

The economy is so bad that...

Thanks Steve, those were great... I also found these...

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad that Fox News is now hiring only brunettes to save on bleach. (Jay Leno)

The economy is so bad that the entire Star Trek crew is now flying on Southwest Airlines.

!!!

- Dien

[Glenn]

Hey Down-Under Steve!

Long time no talk.

Actually - as you are SAYING with jokes - BAD Economic times FAVOR us
Entrepreneurs.

I just got Referred to a Futures Trader.

The President of a Fraternity.

A PTA/PTO that wants to Fund Raise 20K quickly

A Roller Rink that needs Munny making help.

All because I wrote a FUNNY ARTICLE about a Concession Stand Marketing
Strategy I'm doing with a Client.

Sour Apple Drink 2.00

BlueBerry Drink - 2.00

Hot Dogs with Catsup and Mustard

SO...

We're Doing 4 Different UGLY TONGUE CONTESTS.
With
Free LOCAL Radio, TV and Newspaper Coverage

***UGLY GREEN TONGUE Contest

***UGLY BLUE Tongue contest

Drink Both Green/Blue Colors

***UGLY BLACK Tongue Contest

Combine Green Blue, Red catsup and yellow Mustard

***UGLY MYSTERY TONGUE CONTEST (To enter & Win Prizes You Gotta BUY 2.00 of something at the concession stand)

Thanks,
Glenn Osborn

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