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How Fred Tipped His Waitress w/ LED Flashing Glasses
Got a Question for the group.
Does Amazon.com - allow you to put links at the top of your book
listed on Kindle - (The front section you can read for F-r-e-e - that refer to another product at amazon?)
As we have done below?
How Fred Tipped His Waitress
w/ LED Flashing Glasses
Fred Called me up after reading my Ezine Story about tipping a waiter
with a Flying Cow.
Fred had ordered a Dozen LED Flashing Glasses
and wanted to tell me what happened.
First off Fred told me, "You can't See SH_T with the Glasses Flashing in your eyes."
I laughed and Told Fred how I'd run into a post outside a
Restaurant - in the dark - while wearing the same LED Glasses. So I knew first
hand he had that right.
But Fred put them on After he sat down at their table with his wife. And
after 5 minutes a magician came over and complimented him on his "shades."
So Fred's glasses got him a F-r-e-e 15 Minute Magic Show.
THEN - in order to See better -
Fred Put his Flashing Glasses in his shirt pocket.
BEFORE The Waitress came with the menus.
Fred then ASKED His Waitress - Grace - "Do You Think of Yourself as an
Adventurous Person? You Like to Try New Things?
Grace Said, "YES".
Put on a pair of FLASHING LED GLASSES.
Couldn't SEE either.
Fiddled around with them and then Grace hung them between her breasts
at the v-neck of her blouse.
Fred told me the straight line he came out with next. Fred said, "I'll bet your tips go up while wearing those."
(His wife busted out laughing.)
Fred explained he got out of that mess by proclaiming, "Ok. Laugh it up. But
we're NOT going there."
And Put His Own LED Glasses Back on so
Grace wouldn't think she was the ONLY one
walking around with FLASHING - Red, Blue, Green LED Glasses.
About a Buck each pair -
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