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Old July 11, 2001, 10:23 PM
Dien Rice
 
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Default The truth about Australia is that....

it's full of cute and cuddly animals....

Here's a story which shows what I mean....

One day, the bartender was sitting at the counter, minding his own business as usual. Suddenly, the door burst open, and in came the strangest furry animal he had ever seen.

It sat down at the counter, and said, "Gimme somethin’ to eat."

The bartender complied, since he had never seen this animal before, and placed out a bowl of pretzels. The animal devoured them in one gulp. It then continued to pull out a gun, shoot down the signs, the mirror, at a few bottles then just walked out the door.

The bartender cried, “You can’t just come into my bar, wreck the place, and then just leave.” It replied, “Yes I can, I’m a koala, look it up.”

So, the bartender went into his back room and took out his dictionary. He flipped to “Koala,” and after reading the definition, muttered, “By Golly, he’s right.”

The dictionary had said, "Koala: Eats shoots and leaves."

:)

- Dien
 


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