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Old December 14, 2018, 02:01 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default She Said, *Am I Hallucinating Again?*

Thanks Gordon,

I am Constantly TESTING Odd, Goofy, Warped
Ways TO SHOCK People AWAKE.

Cuz if You Do Not SLAP them To Get Their ATTENTION - They will Not
Hear you and You Cannot sell them stuff.

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A New Idea I am Testing - EXHIBIT A -

Just Found a 3 Inch Tall Robot - Which RECORDS 8 seconds of your Voice.

Him is Blue
Her Robot is Pink.

Am Sending Him Back To The Kitchen with the waitress
with 4 or 5 INSTANT Scratch off Lotto Tickets for The COOKS.

(WOW do I get PILED UP Food Plates!)

So they HEAR My Words Instead of Hers.

AND
Amazingly.

A Client Wants to PAY ME to Write up the idea to Use from The STAGE.

So He Can Toss 3 Robots Into The Audience. Run Down. Hold Microphone
to the Robot in Audience members Hands.

THEY Hit The Button. And a TINY VOICE Says your Headline.

HUZZAH - Interactive Speech Making!

BUBBLE WRAPPED Robot #1 - Part I of Speech

Robot #2 - Part II of Speech

Robot #3 - End of Speech

ANNOUNCE a Raffle - "Put Your Biz Card in The Box and You Might WIN
A Robot to Take Home to Your Kids - If We Draw Your Name."

HOT DOG!

You now have a Customer List.

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For The Holidays I've Written a New E-book.

And Have Adapted a 2nd SILLY Object - to Use As a BRIBE to Boost
the # of Headline VOTES I get.

You Might Get a HOOT out of this
strategy.

ESPECIALLY since THE TREND is that nobody Fills out Surveys ANYMORE
without some kind of Bribe.

Thanks,
Glenn

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Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club Ezine #3771

Happy Holidays,

Thanks for your Patience.

Your Holiday THANK YOU REWARDS are going to be Many.

STARTING NOW.

Thank You REWARD #1 - IS Our Holiday BRIBE REPORT Called,

"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"

Your "NO-WORDS-NEEDED - "SIT-AT-ANY-Bar/RESTAURANT -
Attract Women, Kids and Parents over to your Table
NLP SYSTEM - that Fits Easily into a Pocket...

COSTS a TOTAL OF...

WAIT FOR IT.

1.25 each (One Dollar Twenty Five Cents) at Amazon .

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Ok.

Why Offer You a Goofy BRIBE?

(EDITORS NOTE - Same idea works to Attract Prospective Clients too. So Not all FLIRT GAMES.)

To Get YOUR OPINION.

Ask You, " Which of These Headlines YOU LIKE BEST?"

(EDITORS NOTE - We've Been Doing this for 24 Years. And Decided to SHARE The 1-of-a-kind
Munny Making Idea with You For The Holidays. The Sales Letter is DONE. The E-Book is DONE.
But - I NEED Headline Help!)

Please PICK ONE - Then email me at [email protected] - TELL me your Choice - so I can Send you Your BRIBE REPORT.

A - Don't Buy Jay Abrahams 10 ***Munny-Tree*** Secrets
Before You Test Out The Idea Yourself

B - Get Fired Up With Our Hidden Moolah Finder
For The Holidays

C - How to DIVORCE Yourself from The Painful Part of Making Munny
w/Jay Abrahams Munny-Tree System

D - Experience The ONLY Money Making System We've USED in 24
Years of Marketing to Small Business Owners

E - Finally - An Affordable - Stay-At-Home
Emergency Cash System

F - Relieve Your LACK-OF-MUNNY-PAIN
With Our Home Based Extra C*ash Strategy

G - Exposed! Ten X-Ray EYE-BALL Headline Ideas
That Let You See BIG MUNNY In Any Small Business

H - Pass Our French-Fry-Fast-Food-QUIZ
And Then If You Want To Make A Bunch of Extra Munny
We'll Do All The Work

I - How to Grab A Small Biz Website
Owners Munny in 60 Seconds Flat

Thanks for your Help!
Glenn Osborn

P.S. - REMEMBER - To Get Your Copy of Our BRIBE REPORT -

"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"

Email me your #1 Headline PICK to -- [email protected]
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