Big-Red-Nose-Club Members ONLY

[Glenn]

Thanks Gordon,

Years ago, Hollywood Bartender, Bryan Redfield taught me to Hand a 1.00 Bill
to a Bartender Before Each order.

But I don't drink.

So I tried 1.00 Bill Tipping waitresses.

Then Discovered IF Given a Choice Waiters and Waitresses PREFER a 1.00
LOTTO Ticket tip.

Then in Malls - I discovered it was EASIER to Thank Reward a Little
Girl for Changing her Hair Color to GREEN or RED with a LOTTO ticket.

And since Many Girls Travel Malls in Groups. I Found out that
I NEVER got a "No" if I walked up to a Group and Gave Away
LOTTO Ticket Rewards.

In A Marketing Project I Discovered if I Faxed 3 INSTANT HANDWRITING PROFILES at a time - to Staffers in Dentists offices. 100% of the office would send me their Handwriting samples. RESULT - Tripled Biz for a Endodontist.

Then Retired CIA Agent, Randy, Hired me to help sell his F-r-e-e Apple
App website to Steve Jobs DIRECTLY. And Randy found Steve's Reed College Girlfriend. Steve only talked to GROUPS of COEDs in order to get F-r-e-e Lunch and a place to sleep.

3 of my VIP CUSTOMERS can SEE Aura's. And we Discovered that they can See DEEP RAPPORT and TRUST. A Mastermind Group of Friends has a MUCH Larger,
Deeper Color and Expanded Aura.

AND
SUDDENLY
We
were no longer
Flirt Testing NLP for S*Ales and Marketing.

We Were Experimenting with
What happens When
Your Aura - Links - overlaps - Leads
that of a Stranger - who is IN RAPPORT.

RECENTLY we've Discovered
a Group of Friends or Co-Workers
Who are ALREADY BONDED in a
Mastermind Group - responds DIFFERENTLY.

Coeds in a Store

Women in an Office

A Family around a Restaurant Table

Groups of people in Line
and Chatting at the Grocery Store...

EXPLODE Like a Propane Bomb
when you INTRODUCE a Positive Energy SPARK.

A SMILE,
A Thank You
A Hand out Any Kind of Thank you Reward.

We Started with LOTTO tickets
and NOW have gotten up the NERVE
to hand out CLOWN NOSES.

WHAT WE LEARNED is:

Where 1 Person Feels OK to Say, "NO"

A GROUP of people - Who know
and LIKE each other LINKED in a Mastermind - Aura Group
- Getting THANK REWARDED
so far
in all our tests
Always SAY, "YES."
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CASE
STUDY
DIRECTIONS On HOW to Meet The Boss Without An APPOINTMENT:

Yesterday I got Dragged to an office by a friend
for some kind of appointment..

DOES NOT MATTER what industry.

You know the standard office set up.

WAITING ROOM

Receptionist behind desk. Or Behind a Counter.

Staffers in cubicles or Factodums or Attorneys or CPA's in offices. (Just a fancier Cubicle)

STEP #1 - I Put on my Clown Nose to meet my friend.
(And carried a bag full of RED Noses.)

STEP #2 - I smiled and handed Him a clown nose. "Congrats. You are now a member of The BIG RED NOSE CLUB".

STEP #3 - Jerry rolls his eyes. "Never a dull moment with you."

STEP #4 - (I have never tried to DRIVE wearing a clown nose. And discovered I couldn't BREATH. So took it off. Stuffed it in my pocket.)

STEP #5 - We Got to the Office on Time. BUT Had to Sit in The WAITING ROOM.

STEP #6 - I WAITED until several STAFFERS were gathered around the Receptionists desk.

I TOLD JERRY. "Ok, Put on Your RED NOSE and Follow me."

JERRY said, "Hell no."

I said, "WHIMP."

And Put on My BIG RED NOSE and Walked up to the the Group. Started Handing out Clown Noses. and said, "Congratulations. You are NOW a MEMBER of the BIG RED NOSE CLUB."

STEP #7 - All 4 Women TOOK a CLOWN Nose. Smiling and Grinning and Laughing to each other.

STEP #8 - I explained how to USE THEIR NOSE. I said, "When the big boss Comes in you COUNT out loud. "ONE, TWO, THREE"
then everybody PUTS on Their clown Nose."

THE LADIES LOOKED a BIT STUNNED.

BUT Nodded in agreement.

Each woman Accepted Her RED CLOWN NOSE.

STEP #9 - I Told them, "You Laugh. But this is SERIOUS Business. When I come
Back I Expect to hear some RED NOSE stories from each of you. I like to Use My
RED NOSE at STOP LIGHTS. Put on THE NOSE and Wave at Bored Little Kids
in the Back Seat. When they Yell at their parents in the front - "LOOK The man in
the car is Wearing a RED NOSE" I take off The RED NOSE. So the parents tell the
kid, "NO HE's NOT. You made that up."

"THEN when the parents stop looking - You GRIN at the kid. And Put the RED NOSE Back on."

STEP #10 - I asked the ladies, "Ok, who Did I miss? Who else can I Give a RED NOSE to? And they STEERED me into a Big Office.

So I told the Guy, "All of the ladies in your office have Joined My BIG RED NOSE CLUB. And sent me in to SEE YOU NEXT."

"I told them that when Their BOSS Comes in the door - they COUNT "ONE - TWO - THREE" and Put on Their RED NOSES
all together."

The Guy SMILES.

I keep going - "CONGRATS - You are Now an Honorary Member of THE BIG RED NOSE CLUB."

He Thanked Me.

Accepted His CLOWN NOSE.

And then told me, "Don't forget DAVE my assistant. He's in the office next to mine."

STEP #11 - So I went over to Dave. Told him the guy next to him sent me. "CONGRATS on becoming a member
of the BIG RED NOSE CLUB.

Gave him DIRECTIONS on how to Join the Ladies When THE BIG BOSS Comes in.

Dave Laughed.

Said, "YOU JUST Gave a RED NOSE to THE BIG BOSS. He's the one who sent you Over to ME!"

So I went back to THE BIG BOSS.

Told him "OOOPS. Dave tells me YOU are The BIG BOSS."

AND WE CHATTED a Bit.

Until I told him about My friend - out in his waiting room. So THE BIG BOSS
Got up and rushed out to the waiting room. And Got Jerry started filling out papers.

YOU SEE The Power
Of TAPPING into The EXISTING Mastermind Energy In That office?

IF
I
Had
Tried
to
Walk into
the office
of the BOSS - WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT.

Things would have gotten CHILLY FAST!

I would have been THROWN OUT the DOOR.

Thanks,
Glenn

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[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by Glenn

YOU SEE The Power
Of TAPPING into The EXISTING Mastermind Energy In That office?

IF
I
Had
Tried
to
Walk into
the office
of the BOSS - WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT.

Things would have gotten CHILLY FAST!

I would have been THROWN OUT the DOOR.

Thanks,
Glenn

https://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=134

Hi Glenn,

I LOVE your "positive energy sparks"...!

Henry David Thoreau wrote,

"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation..."

(Women too...)

And here you go, bringing a spark into their lives!

Awesome...

I love that kind of marketing and promotion... It not only works...

It brings light and life into the world too!

Thank you for sharing! I really appreciate it...

Best wishes,

Dien

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

WOW.

I must have shared too Much of My MAD SCIENTIST Chi-Energy TESTING
if you are Quoting Thoreau.

A FUNNY STORY -

YESTERDAY I Split wood For Myself and Trimmed and Cut Up a Neighbors
Dead Pine Tree.

LAST SUMMER - A Different Neighbor Stiffed me - on PAYMENT
for helping him move a Sofa-Bed From his Van - around the house
and up 20 steps, over the porch and into his living room.

ME on One End - Two Men on the other end.

But
When
Harold (Mr Stiffer) (name changed)
Took
A
Look at
This Pine Tree.

He Offered to P*AY ME to Cut up two Small Pine Trees that fell in his yard.

TAKE a Look at The PINE TREE Pics - Below...

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http://backyardcow.com/images/2019/

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MY PLAN to Get Paid THIS TIME...

I will Cut a Notch every 6 feet on both pine trees.

BUT Insist on Getting P*AID - Up Front - Before I finish.

One Pine Tree is about to fall on his Porch Railing. So Harold is MOTIVATED.

What
Harold
does not know is
Cutting his 2 pine trees up with the ax is CHILDS PLAY for me.

EVEN THO -
40 years ago I hurt my Back Lifting the front end of a Golf Cart
in a Stupid Contest.

AND AFTERWARDS - Every Time I Leaned over to pick up a dish.
Checked The Oil Dip Stick under the hood.
Bent over to Pick up a LEAF.

I got Shooting PAINS in My BACK.

But Now?

Today at age 64?

No PAIN.

As Long as I do my 5 Minutes of Exercises in Bed.
And a short spin.

IF My Back Pain Comes Back
I know I Skipped my Exercises for a couple days.

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How YOU -

Mr/Ms Back Pain Sufferer
Benefit from my
MAD SCIENTIST TESTING RESULTS:

I've been Testing Idea after Idea
to Make The Original EXERCISE Results QUICKER.

People Want Results FAST.

And Finally hit on a Way to Get almost ANYONE
Extra Energy and PAIN Relief in 24 to 48 hrs.

(EDITORS NOTE - If you have Already P*aid a Surgeon to CUT and PASTE
Your Spine - FORGET ABOUT IT. We Don't want to Get in Btwn U and Your Surgeon.)

But if you wanna QUIT the PAIN PILLS and Meds.

And allow your Natural IMMUNE SYSTEM to Take Over - We've got your Back.

(Get it? "We've got your "Back")

Hey. I didn't do that on purpose - just popped in.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I store My Photos from our 40 acre farm on this website too.

PLUS.

The S*ales Letter at the website Explains that Doing this Exercise
Spreads Your AURA - through any room or Restaurant You Enter.

So You Can LEAD people. (As We Did with The RED CLOWN NOSE STORY.)

www.BackYardCow.com

[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by Glenn

But Now?

Today at age 64?

No PAIN.

As Long as I do my 5 Minutes of Exercises in Bed.
And a short spin.

IF My Back Pain Comes Back
I know I Skipped my Exercises for a couple days.

===
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How YOU -

Mr/Ms Back Pain Sufferer
Benefit from my
MAD SCIENTIST TESTING RESULTS:

I've been Testing Idea after Idea
to Make The Original EXERCISE Results QUICKER.

People Want Results FAST.

And Finally hit on a Way to Get almost ANYONE
Extra Energy and PAIN Relief in 24 to 48 hrs.

(EDITORS NOTE - If you have Already P*aid a Surgeon to CUT and PASTE
Your Spine - FORGET ABOUT IT. We Don't want to Get in Btwn U and Your Surgeon.)

But if you wanna QUIT the PAIN PILLS and Meds.

And allow your Natural IMMUNE SYSTEM to Take Over - We've got your Back.

(Get it? "We've got your "Back")

Hey. I didn't do that on purpose - just popped in.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I store My Photos from our 40 acre farm on this website too.

PLUS.

The S*ales Letter at the website Explains that Doing this Exercise
Spreads Your AURA - through any room or Restaurant You Enter.

So You Can LEAD people. (As We Did with The RED CLOWN NOSE STORY.)

www.BackYardCow.com

Thanks Glenn,

I just wanted to share some info I came across recently...

I found this list of countries by life expectancy...

http://worldpopulationreview.com/cou...cy-by-country/

#1 is Hong Kong
#2 is Japan
#4 is Singapore

All these places believe in Chi, the energy force the Chinese believe in (Japanese believe in it too)...

Coincidence? I don't know...

(I think mainland China is not high on the list, even though they also believe in Chi, because mainland China is full of pollution and toxic chemicals, which would shorten lifespans...)

I'm turning 50 later this year. Fortunately, I don't have back pains, but I have other aches and pains as you get as you get older...

I'm grateful for everything in my life, though of course, you always want to make improvements! (Especially to your energy and health!)

Best wishes!

Dien

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

(SAW your post about networking in Restaurants.)

YOU can Shock People off their Cell Phones in Restaurants.

START Conversations.

ATTRACT Pretty Girls or Hunky Guys over to your Table.

By
Tipping
Your
Waitress
In a Different way.

(EDITORS NOTE - Cuz We S*ELL S*ales and Marketing ideas BORROWED from
Self Made B*illionaires Customers NEEDED a way to Test Before They RISK each MEGA - Strategy on a current buyer or new prospect. Thus FLIRT TIPPING was Invented. A Great way to Invisibly Train Your Brain. And Flex Your S*Ales Muscles.)
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"My Brother Shot his Finger off In A Bar
And The Sheriff Showed Up at My Mom's House to
Confiscate her Guns."

Wore My New "SASQUATCH COFFEE Hat today
to go to a Fancy Restaurant.

"Fancy" meaning Prices.

I Pleaded "Vegetarian" and ordered The Veggie Side Dish
of Asparagus. 50 Cents Per Spear! 4 Bucks and I got 8 Spears
of asparagus. Another 4.00 for Broccoli. So I did pretty well.
Since the cheapest dish on the menu was 30.00

#1 - I Wore my "Sasquatch Coffee" hat but had to take it off at the table.
Cuz the Restaurant was too swanky.

#2 - Asked The Waitress if she wanted TRUMP MUNNY or 1.00 Bill
She took the dollar.

#3 - Then asked a 2nd waitress if she wanted the LED Glasses
or the JUMPING LED Robot? (She chose the LED Robot.)

#4 - I sent 4 LEAPING ROBOTS back to the cooks in the Kitchen
But got NO Extra Food. So that BOMBED. Still Better to Tip Cooks with LOTTO TICKETS.

#5 - The FLASHING - JUMPING LED ROBOT attracted the Attention of the
3 Pretty Women at the next table. A Brunette Came over to my table.

a - She asked, "Where can I buy those?

b - Wanted to SEE them JUMP and FLASH - so I jumped a few off the Table.

c - Then the OTHER 2 Girls came over to my table. And a Blonde said, "These
JUMPING LED ROBOTS would make good Party favors for my Brothers Birthday
Party. How much are they?"

d - I said, "65 cents each"

#6 - The Blonde then said, "These Robots are Perfect for my Idiot Brother.
He got drunk at a bar last month - and shot his finger off. And Since he is
still living at home - The Sherriff Showed up and Confiscated
my mom's Guns!"

#7 - THEN a big Discussion Started About The NEW LAWS
about guns. Parties. Birthdays. And The Ladies started Getting LOUD and GIGGLY.

Turned out they had all had several Drinks from the bar.

So I Paid my 8.00 Bill and left them Arguing over
who drank what and how much on their HUNDREDS of D*ollars Size Bill.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - STEVE JOBS and WOZ are my Flirt Tipping HERO's.

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[Dien Rice]

Originally Posted by Glenn

Thanks Dien,

(SAW your post about networking in Restaurants.)

YOU can Shock People off their Cell Phones in Restaurants.

START Conversations.

ATTRACT Pretty Girls or Hunky Guys over to your Table.

By
Tipping
Your
Waitress
In a Different way.

P.S. - STEVE JOBS and WOZ are my Flirt Tipping HERO's.

https://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=134

Thanks Glenn,

Loved your update from the Flirt Testing Laboratories!

Great way to test new ideas!

(I'm trying to incorporate some of your ideas in my writings...)

By the way, I loved the Steve Wozniak (co-founder of Apple) prison story too (from your link above)... Awesome story!

Here's a comic image of Steve Wozniak I found...



(Click on the image to go to the article I got it from...)

Best wishes!

Dien