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[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

WOW.

I must have shared too Much of My MAD SCIENTIST Chi-Energy TESTING
if you are Quoting Thoreau.

A FUNNY STORY -

YESTERDAY I Split wood For Myself and Trimmed and Cut Up a Neighbors
Dead Pine Tree.

LAST SUMMER - A Different Neighbor Stiffed me - on PAYMENT
for helping him move a Sofa-Bed From his Van - around the house
and up 20 steps, over the porch and into his living room.

ME on One End - Two Men on the other end.

But
When
Harold (Mr Stiffer) (name changed)
Took
A
Look at
This Pine Tree.

He Offered to P*AY ME to Cut up two Small Pine Trees that fell in his yard.

TAKE a Look at The PINE TREE Pics - Below...

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http://backyardcow.com/images/2019/

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MY PLAN to Get Paid THIS TIME...

I will Cut a Notch every 6 feet on both pine trees.

BUT Insist on Getting P*AID - Up Front - Before I finish.

One Pine Tree is about to fall on his Porch Railing. So Harold is MOTIVATED.

What
Harold
does not know is
Cutting his 2 pine trees up with the ax is CHILDS PLAY for me.

EVEN THO -
40 years ago I hurt my Back Lifting the front end of a Golf Cart
in a Stupid Contest.

AND AFTERWARDS - Every Time I Leaned over to pick up a dish.
Checked The Oil Dip Stick under the hood.
Bent over to Pick up a LEAF.

I got Shooting PAINS in My BACK.

But Now?

Today at age 64?

No PAIN.

As Long as I do my 5 Minutes of Exercises in Bed.
And a short spin.

IF My Back Pain Comes Back
I know I Skipped my Exercises for a couple days.

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How YOU -

Mr/Ms Back Pain Sufferer
Benefit from my
MAD SCIENTIST TESTING RESULTS:

I've been Testing Idea after Idea
to Make The Original EXERCISE Results QUICKER.

People Want Results FAST.

And Finally hit on a Way to Get almost ANYONE
Extra Energy and PAIN Relief in 24 to 48 hrs.

(EDITORS NOTE - If you have Already P*aid a Surgeon to CUT and PASTE
Your Spine - FORGET ABOUT IT. We Don't want to Get in Btwn U and Your Surgeon.)

But if you wanna QUIT the PAIN PILLS and Meds.

And allow your Natural IMMUNE SYSTEM to Take Over - We've got your Back.

(Get it? "We've got your "Back")

Hey. I didn't do that on purpose - just popped in.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I store My Photos from our 40 acre farm on this website too.

PLUS.

The S*ales Letter at the website Explains that Doing this Exercise
Spreads Your AURA - through any room or Restaurant You Enter.

So You Can LEAD people. (As We Did with The RED CLOWN NOSE STORY.)

www.BackYardCow.com