Command, Control & Conquer. June only 30 bux.

Originally Posted by GordonJ

It has gotten to be more and more of my attitude since old age has given less concern...the few bux, ain't making no dif at this point.

But, I was on the phone this morning, and I decided to take the CCC off the market, repackage it as a 30 day COPYWRITING course, charge 495 bux for it, guarantee a writing assignment.

Or maybe I won't. Just not going to offer it as a PDF. Maybe, raise the price to 995 with no guarantees, just because I can.

Wisdom may or may not come with the "Golden Years", but caring about a few bux here and there, and the people that often come attached to it, well, no thank you. HA!

Also today, talked to someone about ENGAGING people, if I had to do it over, from scratch, I would sell a product NO ENGAGEMENT at all. Buy my candy coated nuts and be off with ye.

Shiver me timbers, I'm getting even more salty than ever.

Gordon

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Sail ho! It has gotten to be more and more of my attitude since barnacle-covered age has given less concern...the few bux, ain't making no dif at this point. But, I was on thee phone this morning, and I decided to take thee CCC off thee market, repackage it as a 30 day COPYWRITING course, charge 495 bux for it, guarantee a writing assignment. Or maybe I won't. Just not gonna offer it as a PDF. Maybe, raise thee price to 995 with no guarantees, just because I can. Wisdom may or may not come with thee "Golden Years", but caring about a few bux here and thar, and thee people that often come attached to it, well, no thank ye. HA! Also today, talked to someone about ENGAGING people, if I had to do it over, from scratch, I be sell a product NO ENGAGEMENT at all. Buy my candy coated nuts and be off with ye. Shiver me timbers, I'm getting even more salty than ever. Gordon

[Dien Rice]

Johnny Depp has a new competitor!

Originally Posted by Marty Foley

Couldn't help myself: I ran your post through the tool at SpeakPirate.Com and below is what it generated. It isn't changed much from the original...

Sail ho! It has gotten to be more and more of my attitude since barnacle-covered age has given less concern...the few bux, ain't making no dif at this point. But, I was on thee phone this morning, and I decided to take thee CCC off thee market, repackage it as a 30 day COPYWRITING course, charge 495 bux for it, guarantee a writing assignment. Or maybe I won't. Just not gonna offer it as a PDF. Maybe, raise thee price to 995 with no guarantees, just because I can. Wisdom may or may not come with thee "Golden Years", but caring about a few bux here and thar, and thee people that often come attached to it, well, no thank ye. HA! Also today, talked to someone about ENGAGING people, if I had to do it over, from scratch, I be sell a product NO ENGAGEMENT at all. Buy my candy coated nuts and be off with ye. Shiver me timbers, I'm getting even more salty than ever. Gordon

Originally Posted by Dien Rice

Johnny Depp has a new competitor!

You're welcome -- but Gordon's to blame... he's the original comedian in the thread

[GordonJ]

Originally Posted by Marty Foley

You're welcome -- but Gordon's to blame... he's the original comedian in the thread

I sat down and cried like a clown, and the joke was on me.

Just so I can point to it down the road, I do have a script in progress called, STAND-UP ASSASSIN ...She killed em with laughter from the stage, and then left them dead in the streets.

Loosely based on the book by Chuck Barris (GONG show) who claimed he was a CIA assassin...HA!

My FEATURE follows comedian Sally Houston as she tours the world, leaving a path of corpses behind her.

Detective Barlow takes his girl friend to see Sally in Cleveland and later that week a prominent person turns up dead. This sets off a Deja Vu moment for Barlow who recalls a similar murder 14 years ago in San Francisco, right after seeing Sally for the first time. Thanks to the Internet and Way Back Machine he connects the dots.

A thriller. Those who can, stand-up, those who can't, write stories about them.

Gordon

The suspense deepens...

Originally Posted by GordonJ

I sat down and cried like a clown, and the joke was on me.

Just so I can point to it down the road, I do have a script in progress called, STAND-UP ASSASSIN ...She killed em with laughter from the stage, and then left them dead in the streets.

Loosely based on the book by Chuck Barris (GONG show) who claimed he was a CIA assassin...HA!

My FEATURE follows comedian Sally Houston as she tours the world, leaving a path of corpses behind her.

Detective Barlow takes his girl friend to see Sally in Cleveland and later that week a prominent person turns up dead. This sets off a Deja Vu moment for Barlow who recalls a similar murder 14 years ago in San Francisco, right after seeing Sally for the first time. Thanks to the Internet and Way Back Machine he connects the dots.

A thriller. Those who can, stand-up, those who can't, write stories about them.

Gordon