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Old August 27, 2019, 03:02 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default We Played “Simon-Says” w/5 Year Old After LOTTO Tipping Her Mom

We Played “Simon-Says” w/5 Year Old After LOTTO Tipping Her Mom.

Winter time. Heavy coat, Knit cap, boots.

I'm in the food store.

Pushing my cart.

Down the line of cashiers.

See a Mother/Daughter team. Mom is unloading groceries.

Daughter is sitting in the cart.

Chewing on her green winter coat.

Not the sleeve (as you'd expect) This little blonde girl was chewing on the shoulder of her coat.

So.

I immediately walked up in front of the little girl. Pulled my coat over to my mouth and started BITING MY COAT TOO.

The Result?

The little Blonde girl's eyes got REAL BIG.

She started to laugh and giggle.

Louder and louder.

So loud that her - very attractive mom - looked up from unloading the cart onto the belt at the Cash Register.

Mom Caught me in a basilisk-like stare.

Thinking Fast I asked, “If I Thank Reward You With This LOTTO TICKET - Will You Let me Keep Playing “Simon Says”
with your daughter?"

Mom Studied me.

Decided I was Harmless. SNATCHED the Lotto ticket out of my hand.
Said, "Go ahead. Knock yourself out."

Totally ignoring me. She went back to unloading groceries.

The little 5 yr Old Blonde stuck one arm straight up.

Stuck a foot out.

I played along. She and I were having a BIG TIME.

Suddenly...

The 5 year old strikes a Modeling pose.

Hand behind her head, chest out, other hand on her hip.

I got her Mom's attention. Said, "Where did she learn THAT?"

Mom started laughing.

Glenn

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