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Psychologist Charges 500K to Dramatize Octopuss Painting Attack
Thanks Gordon - Dien,
When You Go the Extra 100 Miles. Amazing Things Happen. 10 Years ago I did a Free Presentation for a Group of 20 Multi-Millionaires in California. HOSTED by Jay Abrahams #1 Seminar Salesman. (Who I Made a Lot of Money by selling Extra Seminar Seats.) ONE of the 20 Was a California Psychologist who Turned Client DREAMS into a One Act Play for the small sum of 250GRAND. Recently THAT MAN Called me from Palm Beach Florida. Simon says, "I moved to Palm Beach Because The Average Income is 300Grand. And there are THOUSANDS of Rich Widows here. The Reason I Called you. I have a Problem. Maybe you can Help me." Simon - I Charged a Widow 500Grand to Do a One Act Play of Her Re-curring Sex Fantasy Dream. But She Is not Happy. Claims we Have the OCTOPUSS ARMS all Wrong." ME - "WHAT?" Simon - "I'll Start from The Beginning. This Lady Comes to Me. All Worn Out from This Dream She Has Been Having After Her Husband Died. ME - Is it top Secret? Simon - "No. It's So INSANE Nobody would Believe You. She has This Huge Painting of an ORANGE Octopuss On her Bedroom Wall. In Her Dream the Giant Orange Arms come out of the Painting. And Do It. Over and Over. ME - "Do it" means The Arms are Having sex With her? Simon - "Sigh. Lots of Orgasms she says. But She is Getting Tired. Needs a Break. So She Comes to me. Pays me 500Grand. The Hydraulic arms are Expensive. ME - Incredulous - "You Found a Local College Theater Group to Do OCTOPUSS Sex on Stage?" Simon - "Well. Yes and No. YES - I had to Pay them Extra To Sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement. NO - We Did This on a Private Stage at the Clients Villa. Simon - "We Used Wires and Hydraulics on the Arms. So they would reach from the painting to the Bed. The Older Lady (Stand-in-For-The-Client) in Pink Pajamas on The Bed Has Mostly Stopped Laughing. BUT THE CLIENT - Is Not Happy. Simon - She Keeps Yelling - "The Arms are Wrong. The Arms are Wrong." ME - "Ok. I've recovered from my Coughing Fit. I Have an Idea. Very Powerful So You Will Need to BE CAREFUL. "I got it from Robert Cialdini." Simon - "In his Book "Influence?" ME - "No - I called him up. Gave him some Testimonials to use in a Speech. And He Told Me About The Psychological ARM POINT. Simon - "Ok. Start over. I have a Lot of Respect for Robert. I wanna Write This Down." ME - RESULTS? Simon Says They Hung One Giant Orange Octopuss ARM over the Clients Head on Wires - out in the Front row of her Home Theater. Let Her POINT the OCOTOPUS Arm at The Stage. Move Arms around. And Get Every Octopuss ARM in the Right Place. They Recorded The Final Cut Video. As Long as The client Watches Her Octopuss Video Before Bed - NO DREAMS. But if she goes a few Nights without. The Octopuss in the Painting Attacks her again. Thanks, Glenn P.S. - HOW IS IT POSSIBLE We Can Share this? Names Changed. States and The Kind of Business Simon is in have been Shifted. The Client Has Died. Simon Is retired with Many Millions. And Moved to Arkansas where he can Live Cheaper - Like a King. AND - As Simon told me. "NOBODY will Believe You." |
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