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Dunno If This is "Funny" Gordon But I Sell w/Silly POETRY
I Too Like Steven Write.
My Humor does not always translate well.
But I find I can Tell STORIES
inside of a poem.
In A Sports Bar Last Night,
I Waved, Pointed & SMILED At Barmaid,
She Smiled Back Like an LED LIGHT,
And I Knew I Had it Made.
She Grabbed a Waitress,
Sent Tracy over to my Table,
The Blonde Seductress,
Made a Big Fuss,
I Pulled Her Back like she was on a Cable.
The Wave, The Rasputin Rectangle,
Put Her Emotions in a Tangle.
I Smiled, She Smiled Too,
She Started Acting Goofy Yoo-Hoo,
In a Dazed Funk,
She Brought Me Food,
That Belonged to Another Dude.
Which is One Way to Tell,
When Your FLIRT FOG is Going Well,
Last Week a Cook I Lotto Tipped,
Got Confused and Flipped.
Set a Take-Out Dinner For Two,
In a big white Plastic Bag,
Then Back to the Kitchen she Flew,
I Didn't have a Red Flag.
So I Zapped a Passing Waiter,
And Said, "Sir, Could You Use The Escalator,
To Take This food Back to The Kitchen,
This Bag is full of Chicken,
And one of the Young Men,
Zoomed over and Took it Away,
Brought me three Huge Plates,
Oh Happy Day,
And The Bill Was at Discounted Rates.
Dunno how "Funny" this is.
Maybe call it "ODD."
But I find it Easy to Write Silly Poems.
After Each Poem I send Roger.
He Buys something.
Roger Just passed 2 Grand in E-book and mp3 Book Purchases.
at 2 am This Morning He bought, The "Flirt Bomb Smile"
Which I read about in a book.
The #1 Salesman in a Construction niche
was using a TRIPLE - 3 Part Smile - to talk his way from Receptionist to CEO.
We Flirt Tested it.
Then Wrote it up.
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