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![]() Thanks for The Emotional Hot Button Copywriting List Gordon,
Money. Romance/Sex. Self-preservation. RECOGNITION. A Lotto Tipping Story that MIGHT encompass all 4. At a Fancy Italian Restaurant. Young Guy Waiter Comes over. I Thank Reward him with a Lotto ticket BEFORE he can say a Word. Ask, "How many cooks in the Kitchen? I'd like to TIP them too. They never Get Tipped." His Next Visit. I ask, "Which do You want as a Tip? $1 Or Lotto? Next visit - Which do you want? A Paper rose or Lotto? Next Visit - Which will it be? An LED Lite or a Lotto ticket. RESULTS? ***Money - He Gifted me 21.00 of Free Food. Added up the bill in MY Favor too. ***Romance/Sex - He tells me he has been PLYING A Young Waitress with MY Lotto tickets in order to get a Date. ***Self Preservation - I am Allergic to Durham Wheat flour, Tomatoes, Egg Plant, The Chemicals in Beef. So I get Side Dishes. Veggie side dishes are TINY. But NOT when I Lotto tip the Waiter! I get huge Plates full of Veggies. ***Recognition - Whenever I Go to This Restaurant. Waiters WAVE. Waitresses Come over to Chat. The manager says "Hello." People at nearby Tables TALK Like we are old Friends. As They Watch All The Staff BUZZ around my Table and my Guests. I TELL them the TRUTH. I am allergic to the ENTIRE MENU except for Tiny Veggie side Dishes. So to NOT STARVE I Bribe the Waiters and the cooks. Animated Conversations with other GUESTS result. Thanks, Glenn |
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