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Thanks for sharing, Glenn

Just curious though: how did you put your ad in 100 newspapers for FREE? Which newspapers?

Please can you share?

Thanks!

Originally Posted by Glenn

Thanks for Telling me about Your Band Dien,

Got a funny Music Related Story.

Bob Marley And Me Have a LOT In Common.

I - He had Dreadlocks. (Well, No. A Lot of mine fell out.)

II - Bob Smoked a Lot of Marijuana. (Darn. Not me. I Need All my Brain Cells)

III - Bob Is From Jamaica. (Oooops. Not that either. I have not even Visited)

So What do We Have IN COMMON?

The
Magic
of
Three!

You Know what happens after You’re Gone?

People Say Nice Things about you.

NOT SO Much.

So I Just Spotted this Headline.

***
“Bob Marley Had 3 Kids By 3 Different Women in 30 Days”
***

Well.

I have a Confession.

***
I Ran The Same Ad in 3 Different Places in 30 days.
***

#1 - I Put it into several 100 Newspapers for FREE.

AFTER The Phone Started Ringing.

#2 - Then We Ran The Classified in a Newspaper.

The Phone Rang.

#3 - Then We Put a Photo and The Ad in a Car/Yacht/Trader Magazine.

And the phone rang off the hook for 2 Days until We UNPLUGGED it.

(We Sold 3 Yachts. Two others for Friends.)

The Ad?

“Husband Falls in Love,
Buys 2nd Yacht,
Wife Steamed! Must Sell.
Phone Judy - 1-Phone #

You say, “But I Don’t have a Yacht.”

Do You Have a Car or Truck or a House You Wanna Sell?

Husband Falls in Love,
Buys 2nd Truck,
Wife Steamed! Must Sell Hers.
Make And Model - Judy Ph #

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Husband Falls in Love.
He Has a House/She Has a House,
Keeping Hers - MUST Sell His.
Call Jimmy Ph #

(EDITORS NOTE - I combined 2 Mega Ads. I wrote the 1st. The 2nd Got 300,000 people to Show up at a yard sale.

Thanks,
Glenn

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