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Old March 10, 2024, 11:29 PM
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Default 2000 Year Old Hamburger Recipe Got HELP From 3 Store Clerks

Thanks Gordon,

I Walked into a Grocery store today.

Couldn't Find The PINE NUTS.

So I walked back to where I had Passed two Young MEN - Barely Working.

And a Pretty Woman - on her knees Shelving BONE BROTH.

Chicken and Beef.


So I said, "I'm Trying to Find PINE NUTS to Test a 2000 Year Old HAMBURGER
RECIPE that the Roman Empire Fed to their Soldiers. Must Be GREAT to Keep
Soldiers Happy. Do You Folks sell PINE NUTS?

The 2 College Guys Looked at each other.

Laughed and then SHRUGGED.

One said, "Aisle 5 I think."

The Older Woman - who turned out to be a Manager.


Said, "I Know exactly where They are. Please Come Back and TELL Me How
Your HAMBURGER Turns out."

This woman was BORED. Which I took advantage of.

And her Knees Hurt.
Cuz She quit kneeling and sat on her Butt on the floor.

But she Walked me to the Correct aisle.

HANDED me a Bag of Pine Nuts.

I Know for a Fact - Cuz I tested.

IF I hadn't Used a 2000 YEAR OLD TWIST On a Regular Hamburger to GRAB ATTENTION.

I Would Be LUCKY if I even Got a Clerk to POINT me in the Right Direction.


Now I have to find a Replacement for FISH SAUCE.

And I have No Intention of Wrapping my hamburger in Pig or Cow STOMACH
before I Cook it.
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