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Old June 16, 2024, 01:52 AM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Lee Marvin Said, "The Horse Deserves 1/2 of This Award

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Lee Marvin Won a bunch of BEST ACTOR awards
for "Cat Ballou"

Famous pic of a Drunk Lee AND his horse leaning against a wall. Horse and Marvin both "Acting" Drunk.

I Grew up Surrounded by horses and mules.

VERY SMART some of them.

One Mule could get out of any paddock or stall.

Morgan Stallion - Kicked the farmer I worked for 1/2 thru a barn wall.

My VIP Job - Shovel 2 Foot of manure and straw out of the Barn.

I Got good at it.

DEEP BREATH
Race in
Stab at the Top Layer of Caked Manure.
Jump on the Pitch fork to BREAK a chunk loose
Run out of the Barn
Toss it in a wheel barrow.
THEN take a bunch of Deep Breaths.
RUN back in for another Fork Full.

You Watch Their Eyes - so You can Dodge the Kicks.

You don't let them CRUSH you against the Stall wall.

You Don't let them Step on Your feet.

And That Neck can knock You silly too.

GIRLS Visiting to buy Bales of Hay. Me Up in the Hay Mow - tossing down
the hay bales.

The Stallions would get out of their Stall. Come over
to the City gals to get petted and fussed over.

Behave like a lamb for the pretty Girls.

Try to Kill Me.

Lee Marvin Must have been Feeding His Horse Lots of Apples to get him
to HELP OUT in the Acting Department.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I Accidentally GOT REVENGE on the Morgan Stallion who was always
trying to KICK my head off.

After a LOT of Smelly work - I Cleaned the Barn. But the floor was wet and Slippery.

I am about 10 years old.

Old farmer calls me over. Says, "Watch this."

A mare was in season.

The Morgan Stallion mounts her.

Slips on the Wet Concrete floor.

Falls down with a Loud THUNK sound on his side.

You can Imagine me at age 10. The horses tudawacker was the size of my Leg.

Farmer was cussing a Blue Streak.
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