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![]() Thanks Dien/Gordon,
The ONLY way to Adapt The New "Limited Control" Concept Discovered by The Vegas Casino Association. Was To Test it. So. I Started Thank Rewarding my Bank Manager with a Confetti Cannon. AND a New Neighbor - Welcome to the Neighborhood - confetti Cannon Then I sent a Case of Confetti Cannon With DIRECTIONS to The Owner of An Insurance Agency.. Explaining WHY Not good to shoot inside. And how My Bank Manager IS MAD at me. Cuz She Took The Confetti Cannon Home. And Her Hubby Shot it all over the living room. AND SHE HAD to Clean it up! And is Now MAD At ME. Go Figure. (Notice How When You GIFT a Confetti Cannon The GIFTEE Has CONTROL Of Who and Where and WHEN to Shoot off Their New Confetti Cannon.) LIMITED CONTROL. So Next I Needed to Test FACE To FACE. So I Dumped a Pile of 1.00 Bills, Lotto tickets, Giant Diamond Pens, Paper Roses and A Flying Cow Toy in The Middle of a Restaurant Table. ***** Link to The Flying Cow - https://www.amazon.com/Playmaker-Toy...es%2C86&sr=1-1 ***** Asked the Waitress, "Is it ok if I Tip You BEFORE The Meal? YES. Q - "How Many cooks in The Kitchen I Wanna Give Them all a Lotto Ticket Thank You." Four. Here are 4 and one for You Too. Q - Holding Up a Giant Diamond Pen And the Flying Cow. I ask, "Ok. Which one do You Want as a Tip? A Diamond Pen. Or a Flying Cow - You Can SHOOT at other Waiters And Cooks and Your Boss?" I Made the Cow MOO. Shot the Cow at her. SHE CHOSE The Flying Cow. ME - "I then Told her The Story about The Lady I Buy firewood from. Shooting The FLYING COW I sent her at Truck Drivers who are Late. Or she is MAD At. And... I Heard MOO MOO Sounds from The Kitchen AND LAUGHTER. And all over the Restaurant. And as a Country Boy I Can MOO Just like a cow. WITHOUT The Flying Cow Toy. So When I Waved and Did The MOO MOO Sound. My WAITRESS Went MOO MOO back and Came Right over to my Table GRINNING. NOW WE ARE READY. I told a Realtor Client What to Do at his OPEN HOUSES. So Home Shoppers Would Buy from him. Instead of going away and Buying from another Realtor. Husband And Wife Show up to Look at a House. Realtor Says to the Wife, "Which of these Would You LIKE as as a WELCOME Gift to Our Open House?" DIAMOND PEN. OR "The Flying Cow?" And Mr Realtor Says, "I made the Mistake of GIFING a Flying Cow To my Wife. And Now Whenever She Wants me to Help with The Dishes. Or Take The Trash Out She Shoots me with The Flying Cow. AND The Realtor Shoots The Flying Cow Against Their Car. And it makes a Loud MOO MOO MOO Sound. So All Thru The House Tour. The GIGGLING WIFE Ambushes Her Husband - In room After Room. Shoots him With The FLYING COW. RESULT? LIMITED CONTROL plus FUN - Makes Prospect after Prospect ASK Mr REALTOR to Show More Houses. Until They find the one they LIKE. Thanks, Glenn P.S. - OK. I Promised to Show You How to Use "Limited Control" in an Email or Web Post. IF The Flying Cow Link Works ABOVE. You Were Given LIMITED CONTROL by being able to GO - LOOK - at A Picture of The FLYING COW at Amazon.com P.P.S. - And The "Variable Rewards" BERSERK STRATEGY Discovered by B. F. Skinner? Notice How I SURPRISED You By Jumping around from Confetti Cannon to My Bank Manager. And a Neighbor - FACE to FACE. NEXT - Snail Mailing a Case of Confetti Cannon To an Insurance Co Owner. FROM HOME. To Flirt Tipping with The FLYING COW at a Restaurant - FACE to Face. To Selling The Proven Idea to A Realtor Client Who now LAUGHS his Way thru Open Houses And Loses VERY Few Prospects to BORING Competitors. You Now See This Unpredictable Jumping around in Movies that Gross a Billion Plus. NOT an Accident. |
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