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![]() Thanks Dien,
The Best "Involvement Device" or at least The MOST PROFITABLE. Is a Lotto Ticket. It's SO Profitable The BENT NOSE Guys in Nevada WILL NOT ALLOW Instant Scratch Off Lotto tickets in the State. CUZ They know it would STEAL Billions away from them. I - A Lotto Ticket is a TRIPLE LAYER SANDWICH - An "Involvement Device" PLUS II - GREED - Gotta Scratch it to WIN. III - ANTICIPATION. When I Send Snail Mail letters I Drop in a LOTTO ticket. PROOF - When I sent a Flying Cow to The Fuel Delivery Phone Lady. SHE CALLED And Thanked Me for The LOTTO Ticket. The Tiny ACTION of Scratching off The LOTTO ticket TO FIND OUT if she won a Bunch of moolah. Made a Bigger Impact than The FLYING COW. FROM HOME - Just Staple a Lotto ticket to a Thank You Note. Mail it. OR Drop it in a Bag. Tie it to Your Garage Can. When I went out to "Fetch" my Garbage Can YESTERDAY. DO YOU know what I Found? My Neighbors Garbage cans were lying on their sides. Half out in the road. MINE - was Standing Up Neatly Btwn My Mailbox and my paper box. ON THE INTERNET - Send a Note with a Buck attached VIA PayPal.com To get the moolah You Have to CLICK ON The Email. Thanks, Glenn P.S. - ONE LAST THING. ENTERTAINMENT. MAKE Em LAUGH. Make the folks you send The Thank REWARD lotto ticket to LAUGH. They Will FIND WAYS to Help You. (Like hauling away The Car and Truck Bumpers and parts I Pick Up While Walking on my Country Road. They resurfaced it. Slick as a Ducks Back.. Drivers Slide off when we Get a Shower. The Telephone poles and trees ALWAYS Win.) P.P.S. - EMPATHY. Riding a Trash Truck. Dumping Trash Cans. IS BORING. So I saved up all my QUART APPLE SAUCE Containers - for an Entire Year. Filled an Entire Trash Can Full. 7:30 am (I could Hear LAUGHTER and HOLLERING thru my brick House Walls. When They Dumped MY Trash Can. Plastic Apple Sauce Containers fell out. And Out. And OUT. Scattered all over the Bottom of The Trash Compactor. I GUARANTEE You. Nobody Else on Their Trash Route Fills an Entire 30 Gallon Trash Can with APPLE SAUCE Containers. (While I am cooking I get Hungry. So I eat Apple Sauce.) P.P.S. - What I Did Was Create A MEMORY LINK or Anchor. I you ask the Trash Guys, "Do You know any of the home owners Whose Trash You Truck away? The Answer is "NO" But if you ask, "Do You Know Where the APPLE SAUCE guy Lives? You will get a Huge Laugh and a "HELL YES." |
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