BARTER - Free Food At a Baltimore Charity Event

[Glenn]

Thanks Millard, Dien, Gordon,

So I am Reading this book that SCARED Me SO BAD
I sweated thru my clothes in The Library.

Said to myself, "THIS CAN'T BE TRUE, can it?

So I Flirt Tested what I Read about this Israeli Angel investor.
Teaching Stanford Biz Schools Students to Use ADDICTION
Instead of Moolah Investments in Their new Smart Phone APPS.

GOAL - Create ADDICTION that Forces people to use Their APP Hundreds of times a day.

(EDITORS NOTE - Did You know all CIA Employees REFUSE to let their
kids use SMART PHONES?)

So.

I Added The SCARY ADDICTION Idea to my Flirt Tipping
Strategy - Which I use to DISTRACT Attention Away from Whatever
NEW IDEA I am Testing.

FIRST TEST -

Eating Lunch at "RED LOBSTER". I am Using The SCARY ADDICTION
Idea on my Waitress.

SUDDENLY - a Pretty Blonde Woman seated at a Nearby book Walks over
to me sitting at my booth table.

AND KNEELS on the Floor.

TALKING NON-STOP.

She Introduces me to ANGEL. The little dog in her Purse. She has been Feeding
Shrimp.

Tells me about her DANGEROUS son in The XYZ agency. Who hunts Down
Spies and Criminals.

Shares how she BLACKMAILED her X Husband into Buying her a Huge
WideScreen TV.

(EDITORS NOTE - I am Eating Fast. Cuz I dunno what this woman is going to do Next.)

WHEW!

SAVED. The Restaurant employees Threw her out for Stealing Shrimp. And
Feeding her Dog in the Restaurant.

TEST #2 -

A Client Drives Down From Pennsylvania. Knocks on my door. ASKS me to
Demonstrate how to PICK UP GIRLS at a Local "Hooters Restaurant."

STARTLED.

NOT HAPPY.

I decide to TEST the SCARY NEW Psycho ADDICTION Idea
with Jimbo Along for The Ride.

We Drive to The Inner Harbor HOOTERS. All The Waitresses At Hooters Sit near The Entrance.

JUMP UP and WOBBLE - when You Come in.

So I hand Each Girl a Paper Rose. And a LOTTO Ticket.

A Line forms at our Table.

WAITRESS #1 - Sits in my lap.

Waitress #2 - Plops her Breasts on The Table. And pushes Them Up out of her
Bra.

Waitress #3 - Brings out Drinks Held Btwn her arms and Her HOOTERS. So we have to touch her Boobs to get out Drinks.

Then We Get THROWN OUT of Hooters.

All I did Was Put on a RED CLOWN Nose.

Tell my Waitresses.

IF You Wear a CLOWN NOSE when you walk back and forth to the
kitchen I will Give You a LOTTO Ticket every single Trip.

OR

A $2.00 Bill.

YELLING.
SCREAMING.
Chaos.

A Near Riot Ensued.

The manager Asked us to LEAVE.

Do you know what Jimbo said?

"What did You DO?

"I didn't See What You Did!

"I can't walk into a Restaurant and hand out clown Noses Like you just did.
THAT WAS INSANE.

And he left.

When I emailed The "Hooked" Book Author, Nir Eyal,
about what happened.

Guess what he wanted?

He wanted to FLY me to Stanford so he could Watch me Use
his SCARY APP Discovery at lunch. Then share it with his students.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - You Wanna Try it with something better than a Clown Nose?

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