How to Write DRUG-WORD Poems as Christmas Gifts

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
10 Yr Old Gordon,
Knocks on The Door,
Sells a Flower to You.

There was an Old Woman,
Who lived in a Shoe,
Dien Has 1 Daughter Yelling Yoo Hoo,
Bet She Has Given Him A Clue,
Why the Old Woman Can't Stand,
The Noise & Doesn't know what to Do.

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The Reason Why
DRUG WORD Poems make people SMILE.

#1 - I liked Gordon's story about selling flowers dr to dr.. So I put that in his poem. He is not INSULTED that I remembered, correct?

#2 - I know Dien has a Little Girl. Kids Equal Noise. Thus the poem about
the old woman with lots of kids.

#3 - Here is The DRUG WORDS aspect of this Poem method.

WE ALL WERE READ Nursery Rhythms for YEARS.
On Parents laps.
Before we could Sit up and talk.

So you can walk up to Millions of American Adults.

START a Nursery Rhythm Poem and they can FINISH IT.

Row Row Your Boat...

Tick Tock The Mouse....

Mary had a Little Lamb...

GOTCHA!

You knew the next line, right?

THIS MEANS when you start a POEM with Words that Are BURIED
In Happy Emotional Memories.

You Trigger a Brain Drug - Emotional ENDORPHIN Reaction.

YOU SAY -

Who Cares?

What's in it for Me?

Well.

To be BLUNT.

MOOLAH.
DINERO.
GOLD.

After writing a series of Poems to a guy on Food Stamps.
Just for fun.

He tells me he is on a Dating Website.
Is not getting phone calls from women.

I suggest he wear a Flashing LED Ring in a THINKING Man POSE in his photo.

A Couple Dozen Women Contact him.

BUT the Dating SITE Freezes his Account.

So We Test a Jar of M&M's in his Photo. (Ladies like Chocolate.)
The Chocolate jar is the Billion Dollah Aussie Referral System.

On a Different Dating site. Wamon's phone is suddenly ringing.

But now he has a DIFFERENT PROBLEM.

What to do on the First Date.

Taking Girls to BLOODY War Movies - Ends things on the First Date.

I make a Few Suggestions.

Ramon sends me 1000 bucks for my "Instant MindReading/Handwriring Program"
6 hrs of Case Studies - where we Successfully Read women's minds
based on their Handwriting.

And suddenly he can Talk about HER.

So Google - "Top 20 Most popular Nursery Rhythms."

And "Borrow" the 1st Two Lines.

Then FLATTER and COMPLIMENT and Tease people with their hobbies
and details of their lives.

DOZENS of times
I have gotten Millionaires
to Email me by Writing a Poem on Their Website.

So.

Merry Christmas.

Thanks,
Glenn
"Billionaire Watching Club"
RentamentorGroup
Billion Dollar Idea Testing Ezine

P.S. - Little Miss Muffit,
Sat on a Tuffet,
Eating her Curds and Whey
Me? I'm Cooking Jerusalem Artichokes Today.