Totally out of context for the week

When taken out of context, these text snips made me grin, smile, or chuckle. Maybe they will do the same for you...

I think on paper...

I am continually getting email...

...I don't have a clue.

...get a better feel...

...use words to make something...

I've been meaning to pick up his "Virginity"...

He also found people...

I would rather split...

I'll be including a hula hoop as an attention grabber.

I am writing to you because I want to...

My personal favourite was funking spelunking...

...he really lives in another universe...

I thought I had one with "plundering crap-weasel"...

...purists want their jewels as original as possible.

I've got tons of this rare product...

We don't care what you believe, Just send us your money.

...an idiot like me can actually interact...

...you are trying to sell items no one truly wants...