How Do You Start Your Day?

[Ankesh]

Originally Posted by MichaelRoss

I start my day by waking up.

Hehe

Michael - you need to upgrade.

Jacking into matrix is sooo 1999. Now a days - they have wireless portals to enter the matrix. No messy plugs needed.

And Kungabunga Oogie Rain Dance Jig does indeed work. But its inefficient because you cant control the location with Kungabunga Oogie Rain Dance Jig.

For a small fee, I can teach you the Riggly Diggly Rain Dance. Its much more advanced. Tlaloc himself taught the dance to me when I entered the mega-matrix with my super wi-max portal. Fnord.

Also bike rides are so last millenium. You should go for segway rides - less energy needed!