If you had clutter, would you respond to this letter?

Tim,

Thanks for asking.

*I* wouldn't respond to that letter for several reasons...

Disarray is a subjective thing.

The Mop and Bucket falling out thing, seems pointless.

I don't give a rats about your time in the Air Force.

If I was concerned with Safety I wouldn't have stacked that pile of boxes near the firealarms in the first place or created Tripping Hazards. So that angle is ineffective.

And I think this Clutter is important to me otherwise I'd have tossed it out with the trash or had the Cleaner remove it.

I've got an idea for a letter but need to know, what actually is it you are offering? Trash removal? Something else.

Michael Ross

P.S. I once saw this guarantee on a skip bin - Satisfaction Guaranteed or your Rubbish Returned.