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Old January 18, 2018, 06:33 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default We Told The Waitress, *Can U Heat Up These 2 Freeze Dried Meals?*

Thanks Dien - Gordon,

We Told The Waitress, *Can U Heat Up These 2 Freeze Dried Meals Please?*


Put yourself in Jenny-The-Waitress' Shoes.

Two guys come in. Sit down. Show her The Freeze Dried Food they brought
Into HER RESTAURANT And then have the nerve to ASK HER for her help Heating
Up HOT WATER to "Unfreeze" the Louisiana Red Beans and Rice Meals.

This is Why Jenny Helped us.

We said, "Here's a LOTTO ticket I hope you win a bundle."

"Here's another LOTTO ticket.

"Here's a 3rd LOTTO ticket. How much did you win so far?

"Here's a 4th LOTTO ticket. Your Goal is to Win 5 Bucks like the waiter
from last week.

""You won 2 bucks? Great. Here is another LOTTO ticket. You are in a race
to Beat the 5 dollar winner from last week.

"Another LOTTO Ticket. And a Thank you for Getting us 1 1/2 cups
of hot water to pour into our Freeze Dried food package."

"Two Bowls of Soup Please. So we have a dish to eat our Freeze Dried
Beans and rice out of."

OMG! This Stuff is Full of Jalapeño Hot Peppers!

"Here's another LOTTO ticket Jenny to Bribe you to STOP LAUGHING. And
Could I Get another Napkin Please? I used Mine to Soak up Sweat on my
Face. WOW that is hot."

"You Won 3.00 so far? Fantastic. Here's another LOTTO ticket. Could you
Please get me a side order of Onion Rings? I'm hoping they will soak up some
of the Hot Pepper Effects. This water isn't helping.


We gave Jenny Ten - 1.00 LOTTO tickets

I got TRIPLE the Amount of Onion Rings that is normal for a "Side Dish."

My Guest Asked for a "Assorted Bread Basket."

Which we didn't get charged for.

AND Jenny brought a brown paper bag and a container to take the
bread home in. (When we know for a fact the Restaurant Policy is to only
give container for food you bought.)

And now we wait for my 10 TIMES RETURN to pop in somehow,
somewhere and in some WEIRD/unexpected way.


P.S. - Why are we Testing Freeze Dried food? Because if I can Find Enough
Recipes I Like - when you order in Bulk - 5 Gallon Containers.

...Each meal costs only 1.20

Last edited by Dien Rice : January 22, 2018 at 10:06 AM. Reason: loops; formatting
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