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Old November 11, 2018, 03:28 PM
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Default CH#12 - How a "Sucky" RaceTrack Betting Window Became #1

Thanks Dien,

I had a part time job once at the Pimlico race track
in Baltimore, Maryland.

The So-broke-they-had-holes-in-their-clothes BUMS that hang around the track
kept coming up to me with SURE THING WINNERS.

Yeah right.

Glenn

P.S. - They built a CASINO there. So they can SOAK More Folks for their munny
even faster.

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CHAPTER #12 -

“Sucky” RaceTrack Betting Window Job Turned BEST SELLER”

Howdy,

Belinda gets into the DARNDEST messes and sometimes Calls me. Which I ENJOY because she is Never Boring.

FOR EXAMPLE:

She bought 2 RaceHorses.

Brothers.

They were Constantly Bickering and fighting.

So.

Naturally Belinda Hired A HORSE PSYCHIC to tell her what they were fighting about so she could “Fix” it.

THEN her blacksmith or Farrier QUIT.

Turns out she was paying the HORSE PSYCHIC more than him!

So.

Now Belinda Has 2 Racehorse Brothers FIGHTING
AND
Both the Horse Psychic and the Farrier HATE EACH OTHER too.

Sigh.

She has a REAL GIFT for Mischief.

But Belinda also has a S*Ales Gift.

In Fact she is a S*ALES GENIUS.

Which is where our MASTERMIND of 2 Brains Comes in Handy.


Belinda got this goofy
RaceTrack Betting Window
Gig on a Whim.

But Found out she gets P*aid by the # of betters who bet on horses AT HER BETTING Window.

And her Betting window is the FURTHEST of all others from the FOOD!

So she has ZERO Betters in her line.

Belinda called me.

Her Question: “How can I sell Betting Slips if nobody comes to my Betting Window?”

I
asked
a
bunch of Questions.

ME - “Can you go over to the people in other betting lines and bring them back to YOUR WINDOW?”

BELINDA - “No. I tried that. The other Betting Window ladies Complained to the manager and he threatened to fire me.”

ME - “AHA! So We Will have to Go INVISIBLE.”

BELINDA - “What the hell does That mean? I can’t turn myself Invisible.”

ME - “Yes You Can.”

And We Explained about our Research with Ideas from “”The Little Man Who Owns His Own Island.” Who has taught himself to Communicate INVISIBLY with others Unconscious Minds - using BODY Signals.

ME - We Told Belinda - “The Unconscious controls your heart beat. Your Breathing. So if You TALK to The UNCONSCIOUS Minds of Folks in OTHER Lines waiting to bet…. You can Get them to come over to YOUR Betting Window.”

BELINDA - “Ok. I am Desperate. I’ll try it. What do I do?”

STEP I - “Find men and Women Wearing Something THEY ARE PROUD of. Something that STANDS OUT.

“Women - Hats, Big Jewelry - earrings, necklaces, wrist bangles, Colorful Tops, Fancy boots.

“Men - Fancy hat, Giant Belt Buckles, Big Ugly Watchhes, Fancy boots.

STEP II - “Wave at them then Point. Depending on how far away they are you may have to WAVE both hands over your head.

STEP III - “Then POINT at one person. And then Point at Yourself - Where their HAT might be. Or the HUGE Earrings. Or take an Extra Pair of boots with you. HOLD up and POINT at your boot and then Point Back to THEIR boots.

STEP IV - “Then motion them over to YOUR Booth. And Say, “I have a LUCKY FEELING. The color of YOUR Boots, Hat, Jewelry (PICK ONE) - Matches the Colors of a Horse in the NEXT Race.

STEP V - You say, “I’ll show you WHICH Colors match IF You get your Betting Tickets at my window.

Heh heh heh

I worked Briefly at a RaceTrack. These people are NUTTY as a fruitcake about their LUCK.

FINAL STEP - I told Belinda - “do this INVISIBLE BODY SIGNAL STUFF until someone WINS BIG at your Window..

“Then go to the Print Shop and Make 1000 copies of the Winning Ticket
and the Betting Window where it was Purchased.

“Staple that 1/4 page to every Ticket you sell from then on.

“NOBODY ELSE is doing that.

“Your Window will Get a REPUTATION as “The Lucky Window.”

And
so
it
came
to pass.

The Empty betting window suddenly had the LONGEST Lines at the race track and None of the other Betting Window ladies could complain - because Belinda Used INVISIBLE COMMUNICATION.

Thanks,
Glenn

TWO PARTS to the INVISIBLE COMMUNICATION System.

Buy One and Get the 2nd Program for F-re-e.

Part I -
http://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=28


Part II -
http://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=29

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Old November 14, 2018, 11:22 AM
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Default CH #13 - *If I Am Any More Successful I'm Going to Die*

Thanks Gordon,

Bouncing Proven Ideas off of Small Business Owners is so Magical
I do a LOT of it. Golden Rule of Reciprocity.

Glenn

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"If I'm Any More Successful I'm Going to Die"

A Giant Corporate CASE STUDY that Shows STEP BY STEP DETAILS of
How The MASTERMIND Effect
Can Quickly Double or Triple S*ales...

Gwen Stood up at a 20,000.00 Seminar we attended. Explained that she worked
in the Sales Department of a Giant Software Company.

She is the ONLY ONE writing Snail Mail offers
to folks who B*uy their software.

Every time she mails out 5000 Letters
4000 Desperate B*uyers Call Her Phone # and
Order the Company's HOW-TO-VIDEOS from her.

And she is BURNT OUT. Her phone rings non-stop
eight hours a day.

We Followed her out to the Buffet Table during a Break.

Suggested:

A - Gwen Might (Secretly without telling her XYZ Company) Hire
an Order Taking Service. Gwen Makes the S*ale - then Flips the B*uyer over to get the paperwork and forms filled out.

B - Gwen Might Let the B*uyers do all her work. Take each Call.
Get The Prospects Email address. Email them a List of The Educational Products. Call them back and Walk them thru the page.
And let THEM Print out - Fill Out the Invoice. Then Fax it back to her desk.

C - Gwen Might Set Her Phone Up so it Can Do CONFERENCE CALLING. And since
her phone rings non-stop - 8 hours a day - with Hungry Buyers.
Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring - Add 5 or 10 at a time to a Conference Call. And send them to her website and walk them ALL thru the ordering Form and Product list.

RESULT?

We Followed up. Gwen Took Action with Letter A - And sounded more Rested when she said she had SLOWLY
so as not to Trigger Attention from her boss - Grown her s*ales to double. Then Triple.

#2 - When her boss Asked her, "How are You Selling more than anyone else?"
Gwen said, "I am Cold Calling Customers from the Software Order List.

Her Manager And Her Co-workers Reply?

"Oh, I hate Cold Calling. I Don't Want to do that."

#3 - Gwen says what she is doing with DIRECT MAIL is against the rules. They
are Not Allowed to "Bother" their B*uyers.

So she B*uys lunch for the guy who runs the
Mailing/Shipping Dept. And he Slips her letters into his OUT PILE
to be Mailed at Company Expense.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - A REAL QUESTION - I have Read EVERYTHING I can Get my hands on
about how to Start, run and make munny with a MASTERMIND Group.

Everything seems to be Boring Pablum. Meaning: Not enough Details to TAKE ACTION. Nobody Shares Any Detailed Case Studies about how to Use The 3 Kinds of Mastermind Systems. We Use All 3 Kinds.

MY QUESTION - Would Anyone WANT to B*U*Y a book called,

"3 Ways to Use Napoleon Hill's MASTERMIND SYSTEM
To Make More Munny w/Less Time & Effort"
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Old November 14, 2018, 12:52 PM
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Default Re: CH #13 - *If I Am Any More Successful I'm Going to Die*

Sure, I'd buy it.

Gordon
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Old November 15, 2018, 11:44 AM
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Default PREFACE - ATTN - Small Business Entrepreneurs Who Want To Make More Munny

Thanks Dien,

PRE-FACE -

***ATTENTION - Small Business Entrepreneurs Who Want To Make More Munny***

Dear Friend,

Thank You For Asking Yourself This Question:

ASK YOURSELF…

“How Rich Am I Right Now?”

“RICH” Means…

***How Many Days, Weeks, Months or Years (at Your current Spend-Rate) Can You Go Without Working?”***

IF Your Answer isn’t, “I Don’t Need to Work for YEARS.”

YOU
NEED
MOOLAH.

Quick, Dependable Extra C*ash Systems.

You Might Wanna READ ABOUT HOW 426 M*illion Mentor Walter Hailey’s B*illion D*ollar NEER Self Referral Sales System - Can Help You MAKE EXTRA Munny Quickly.

***One-of-a-Kind CONTENT - Walter Told me - Personally - that he never Wrote This Down, Audiotaped or videotaped it. Never Shared it for Publication EVER. Cuz he didn’t want his Competitors to use it. (None of the bootcamps I attended were Videotaped.)

WHY DO WE HAVE WALTERS SECRET
When Others Do Not?

***SCARCE AS HENS TEETH - (As We Say Out Here in The Country) Cuz We S*old 17 - seminar seats at 10K each and GAVE Walter All the Munny. AND Paid Walter 44K to Attend Several Week-long Bootcamps in his Hunt, TX Mansion.

SO Walter Let us come Early - Stay Late - And WATCH him use NLP Plus NEER
to Fill An Entire Seminar with Referrals from ONE MAN.

We CHALLENGE You to Find All of The
Steps In A S*ale All in One Place - Based on Walters 1 B*illion In S*Ales Testing.

(EDITORS NOTE - You Won’t Find another Fast, No Risk, Golden Rule Strategy to Test Each Idea - Without Losing A Client or a Sale - Anywhere Else Either.)

PLUS We Use All this Stuff - On Behalf of our clients - constantly. So You Will See and Hear the CHA - CHING of Munny being Made - in Many Different Industries.

************
INVISIBLE S*ELLING Step #1 -

You Know The BEST BOOKS on S*elling Say Your Goal is to “Turn A Stranger Into a Friend who Hands You Munny By Creating Trust and Rapport.”

But They Never Share a Step By Step Guide on How to DO that.

(SEE BELOW for a 6 hr Case Study Filled Guide - )

************
INVISIBLE S*ELLING Step #2 -

You Have Been Told that REFERRALS are the Foundation of Any Business.
Especially Your Small Business. We Agree.

You Can Now REFER Prospects to Yourself. Use the Same NEER (Naturally Existing Economic Relationship) Referral Sales System Walter used to start, Sell like crazy and Take Public and then S*Ell 4 Companies in 4 different Industries.

(SEE BELOW for a 12 Chapter - 12 Different Industry STEP BY STEP
NEER Book - How to Guide.)

(EDITORS NOTE - NEER is the ONLY Referral System We’ve Found that Systematically allows you to P*AY for each Referral
without it C*osting You an extra Dime.)

************
INVISIBLE S*ELLING Step #3 - How Do You Ask Friendly/Conversational Questions that Get a Prospects ***B*uying Hot Buttons*** without Scaring them away?

(Check Below For My Case Study Packed mp3 Program - Which Walks you thru what to do and say to Get Hot Buttons.)

************
INVISIBLE S*ELLING Step #4 - How Do You ASK FOR THE MUNNY - Without Getting a “NO” that Stops Any Chance You Get PAID - Forever?

(EDITORS NOTE - Walter had a 3-Step TRIAL CLOSE System. The ASK FOR MOOLAH Question is So Invisible - he had to Repeat it 7 Times - before we “Heard” it. SEE BELOW for The B*illion D*ollar Trial Close System.)

************
INVISIBLE S*ELLING Step #5 - How Do You Put INVISIBLE PRESSURE on and Ethically Blackmail a Prospect to B*UY IT NOW? Knowing that 95% won’t ever Purchase if They Don’t ACT Right Away?

(SEE Below for “Andrew Carnegie Competition” Case Studies. Which have a Link to a 6 hr mp3 Program full of CASE STUDY ways todays B*illionaires use the idea.)

************
INVISIBLE S*ELLING Step #6 - How To Recognize and Send Munny Making Body Signals to Get to The Munny.

426 M*illion Mentor Walter Hailey was a GENIUS at using Body Language. We ain’t Walter. So we Used our World-Wide Mastermind Network and Tested for Years to Fill a 6 Hour mp3 Course full of Examples.

(SEE BELOW for our Body Signal Programs.)

************
INVISIBLE S*ELLING Step #7 - How to AVOID Doing Business with Poison People. The Crooks and Thieves who have been Given PERMISSION to Lie and Cheat You - by The Bernie Madoff’s of the world.

426 M*illion Mentor Walter Hailey - Told me that, “Screening out the Rotten Apples from Your Clients, Vendors, Employees is THE MOST IMPORTANT thing you can do today - to Succeed.”

(CHECK BELOW - For Our Invisible Personality Profiling System.)

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Your 3 TAKE-ACTION Tests - And THE REASON WHY
You Might Wanna QUALIFY.

Since
NOTHING
We
Share or Sell
Below
Will
Make You Extra DINERO without TAKING ACTION.

The Following 3 GOLDEN RULE Tests Will Save You Time
and Money both…

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GOLDEN RULE TEST I - You Can ONLY Purchase 1 thru 7 Above At 10% of the Listed P*rice if You Pass Pop-Quiz #1. (And You Join Our VIP-Inner Circle Group)

DIRECTIONS -

1st - Go out and B*uy some 1.00 Instant Scratch Off LOTTO Tickets.

2nd - Tip Your Waitress or Bartender or Clerk BEFORE they Provide a Service. BEFORE she brings the menu. BEFORE he brings you a beer.

3rd - Then Email me What Happens. [email protected]

(EDITORS NOTE - WARNING - sounds easy. But only 1 of 20 New Subscribers to our F-r-e-e New Idea testing Ezine PASS The LOTTO Ticket Flirt Test.)

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GOLDEN RULE TEST II - You PASS THIS Test and Your Reward/Benefit is. You Get 1 on 1 Help Making EXTRA Cash with (LOTTO Flirt Tipping PLUS these 4 — “Invisible Persuasion” Questions. Email and Phone.)

You Practice Talking Directly to The Unconscious Mind. That is correct. THIS IS DANGEROUS. (Which is Why These Tests.) The Unconscious Controls your Heart Beat and Breathing.

DIRECTIONS -

ASK Waitresses and Clerks and Total Strangers
One or More of The Following Questions.

(EDITORS NOTE - You Should Do Test #1 First. Cuz if You Cannot GIVE MUNNY AWAY. You cannot Ask Hot Button Questions.)

QUESTION #1 - “What has to Be TRUE to Make You Happy?

Q #2 - “What do You have to FOCUS and CONCENTRATE on Most?

Q #3 - “What do You ENJOY MOST About ________. (Shopping, Vacations, Your Kids. Working as a Bartender?)

#4 - “What is Most IMPORTANT to You About that? (What they said they Enjoy.)

***EMAIL ME And Tell Me What Surprised You About The Answers You Got.
[email protected]

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GOLDEN RULE TEST III - WHAT You Get By Passing Our BIG RED NOSE CLUB Test…

a - You get to Order 1-7 at 10% of the List Price. (And You Join Our VIP-Inner Circle Group)

b - You Get 1 on 1 Help Making EXTRA Cash with (LOTTO Flirt Tipping PLUS these 4 — “Invisible Persuasion” Questions. Email and Phone.

c - You get Help Adapting What You Purchase to YOUR Location, Situation. Your Personality. You Do Not Get Simply ADVICE. We Work With you to Make You The EXTRA EMERGENCY C*ash you need. (No Extra Charge.)

DIRECTIONS -

Your Detailed Directions CLICK the Link —

https://bigbrassones.com/#Introduction

Thanks,
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Old November 15, 2018, 01:52 PM
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Default How 89,000.00 Stuffed in a Strippers G-String-Got Me 2 Clients.

Thanks Gordon,

You Never Really KNOW what people will do when they
Suddenly Get BIG BUCKS.

This guy Sure SURPRISED me.

Glenn

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CHAPTER #14 - How 89K of MY MUNNY-Stuffed in a Strippers G-String- Got Me 2 Clients.

Dear Friend,

Jimmy from Georgia got Referred to me.

Told me how his Uncle had FIRED him from his own Business. Charging 500 bucks to Fix Credit Card Debt.

I KNEW about this already.

There are ways to Legally Force the 3 Credit Card Companies to EXPUNGE or Clear off each bad Debt item in Your Credit Report.

(EVERYTHING you read says Different) But if you KNOW what to say in your Registered/Certified Delivery letter You CAN do it. BY LAW - The Credit companies have to REPLY to your Request within a certain time. SO WHEN U ASK Questions about your Credit Report that take LONGER than 30 days to Get the Information back to you. You Force the 3 Companies to DELETE that item from your Report.)

Jimmy was Amazing.

He had the Answers to ALL my Difficult Questions on the tip of his tongue.

So We Wrote a 3 Page Report:

“Credit Card NIGHTMARES & How I’ve Solved Them”

DIRECTIONS to Jimmy:

“Instead of going to Gas Stations. Go somewhere with more Affluent Prospects.
Like a Mall or a Charity Event or NightClub.”

Wear a Badge that Says,
“Credit Card
NIGHTMARES”

“When someones comes up to ASK you about your Badge. HAND them My Report. Then Charge them 500 Bucks to Fix Their Bad Credit.

JIMMY Went all out.
Got a BRIGHT YELLOW 8 by 10 Sign Laminated.

Hung it around his neck.

Walked around a Fancy Mall all day Saturday and Sunday.

Jimmy Called back to report he had Made 5000 Bucks in 2 days!

(I actually Over-Heard one such s*ale to a Cashier at the Mall. In the 3 Page REPORT I’d written down 5 STORIES about the 5 Most Common Causes of BAD CREDIT that Jimmy had fixed. And the lady said, “Oh, this one is me. How Much to Fix my Credit?”)

I
Was
Delighted.

Jimmy kept calling to Ask, “What do I do Next? — until he employed dozens of Stay-at-Home-Mom’s to Handwrite Letters to The Credit Companies.”

When I asked WHY he did that.

Jimmy said his income was up to 89,000.00 a month and the CREDIT CARD company were trying to FIND him. Shut him down.

THEN I SAID, “Ok, Please send me some of that 89K a month. You can Afford to P*AY ME Now.”

And
I
Didn’t
Hear
from
Jimmy for a while.

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GOLDEN RULE OF RECIPROCITY - Ralph Waldo Emerson

(EDITORS NOTE - You Can Find This Entire Essay - online - Just Google - “ralph waldo emerson essay on compensation”.

Emerson is One of Our Foremost AMERICAN Philosophers. Ralph Waldo Emerson said in his ESSAY ON COMPENSATION…

This is My Translation - “When You Are Hired By an UNGRATEFUL EMPLOYER - Work Harder even though you don’t get Paid. Because you are Earning Compound Interest from The Universe. Not only can’t Your Boss STEAL what you have learned. But the Universe will Pay You Back MANY TIMES - some way - some how.)

And
WOW - HOWDY did this Work!

Makes a FUNNY Story too.

FIRST - I get a Call from, Alice, a College Coed Jimmy Hired to do some of some of his Credit Card Work.

Jimmy was “Hitting” on her. She wanted my help setting up her own “Credit Repair Business.”

ALICE wanted to Hire Me to Help Her S*ell 500.00 Credit Repair to her Co-workers at her part time job at SPRINT - without them knowing SHE WAS Getting their munny.

TURNED OUT Alice is a GENIUS.

Has BRASS OVARIES and Takes Action in Ways We Would Have NEVER Thunk up. So Stay Tuned for MORE Stories About Alice.

SECOND - I get a Phone Call from TALIA-The-Stripper Whose G-String DRUNK JIMMY was Stuffing my 89,000 Bucks into.

Talia calls herself a “Dancing Psychologist”. She only Lap Dances for Rich Married Men whose Wives Won’t LISTEN to their Problems.

But She Made an EXCEPTION for Jimmy.

Talia Explained that THE REASON Jimmy’s Uncle threw him out of his company was JIMMY Had Fallen in LUV with Talia. Was a GENEROUS DRUNK who Put all his Munny into her G-String.

And Now That Jimmy was “RICH and DRUNK AGAIN” he was Bragging about his Mentor - who had helped him make 89K a Month Cash.

NEEDLESS to Say - I was a Bit STARTLED.

But Talia Explained that After Her Parents were killed in a Car Crash - She bought a fake ID. And Started Dancing as a way to Keep her 3 Brothers and Sisters together.

The Girl Has Guts.

THIRD - Talia Wanted to HIRE ME to Help her and a Gal Pal Make BIG MUNNY at her Girl Friends WEDDING!

YIKES!

The Girl Has BRASS OVARIES!

We Made a Lot of Munny Together. But THAT is yet another Story - You will hear about later.

WHAT HAPPENED to Jimmy?

Well.

Jimmy has Several BAD HABITS.

Drinking is one.

Parking illegally and Tossing the Tickets is a 2nd BAD Habit.

Jimmy had been Getting dozens of Parking tickets. Tossing them on the floor of his car.

He was Arrested.

Thrown into a BRAND - SPANKING New Prison that Gets Paid federal Funds for each prisoner they keep behind bars.

Jimmy got his ONE PHONE Call. Called his “Business Partner”. Who REFUSED to P*AY his Bail.

And Jimmy RESTED behind Bars for a Couple Months - with no way to Call OUTSIDE - because he Represented Extra C*ash to the State.

(EDITORS NOTE - I know this cuz Jimmy Called me when he FINALLY got Out of Jail. Wanted help with a NEW BUSINESS. Cuz his Credit Repair Biz Fell Apart while he was INCARCERATED.)

I Said, “No Thank You” and Hung up.

Never told Jimmy about the 2 New Clients he Referred Me.

Thanks,
Glenn
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Old November 18, 2018, 01:40 PM
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Default CH #14 - How Paul Used GRIEF to Break Insurance Sales Records

Thanks Dien,

I have Decided to STOP reading all the AARP Magazines and Newspapers
the Insurance Companies who OWN AARP are sending me.

NOW THEY GO INTO THE TRASH - Unread.

Why?

Because they are writing to those of us over age 60 LIKE we Are Brainless
Children. INSULTING.

But before I stopped Reading AARP.

I discovered this headline -

"In 2018 50% of all Cell Phone Calls Are S*ALES CALLS."

Which makes me feel EVEN BETTER
About my Decision to NOT TURN the other Cheek.

But instead.

Practice BIG RED NOSE CLUB Level SALESMANSHIP on these RUDE Folks.

Glenn

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CHAPTER #14 -

How I Chased 2 “Church People”
Away from My Door Who Wanted
to Talk About Dealing with GRIEF.

Howdy,

Most Telemarketers are Rude.

They COLD CALL you on the phone and START their Pitch.

“Church Types” too.

All of them Cold-Call at your Door - and Launch into their Canned Pitch.

They Waste your time.
They Interrupt you.
They Keep you outside talking in the Cold.

HOWEVER...

Our
Tests
Show
They CANNOT TOLERATE BIG RED NOSE S*ales Stories..

So You Have MY PERMISSION to Use The Following TRUE STORIES
to Chase these RUDE FOLKS away from Your Door Too.

OK.

Let’s Begin.

I see 2 Guys get out of a car - SMACK Dab in my Driveway. Walk up to my Door carrying a Bible and a Pamphlet.

I think, “AHA! Here we go again.”

LITERALLY DOZENS and DOZENS of such Visits By These Folks And I KNOW They Have ZERO Sense of Humor.

PLUS they all follow a SCRIPT. My goal is to Distract them from giving me their Scripted Presentation. Which is SO BAD it’s Painful to Hear.
———————
———————
Our Conversation Goes Like this:

ME - “Hi There. Before You Get Started I’d like to Give Each one of you a LOTTO Ticket.”

JOE - “Oh, we don’t gamble.”

ME - “Oh, I don’t either. This is a Sure Thing. I give these to Waitresses and Cooks in order to GET MORE FOOD.

JOE Blinks and Shakes it off - “Hello my Name is Joe and this is Joe Jr.

ME - “Wow. You guys are doing the same thing as that Boxing guy. Oh yeah. George Foreman. He named his 3 Sons GEORGE too. So when you yell, “Hey George.” FOUR People Answer. I think he got hit in the head too many times.

JOE Forges Ahead - “I’m here to talk to you About GRIEF. How Do YOU Deal With GRIEF, Sir?

ME - “Well, we all deal with Grief differently. I have a Retired CIA, Black Opps Customer who deals with his Wife's Death by Helping Local Churches. He helps local Ministers, Priests and Rabbi’s deal with CHILD ABUSE in their church Congregation.

“When all Else Fails and kids show up in Church all beat up - The Priest calls up my friend. He uses his Black Opps Skills to Sneak into their house. Tie them to the bed. Hang them from a door. And Explain if they keep beating their kid - when he comes Back they will NOT Survive his visit!

JOE is Persistent - “Very interesting Sir. Well, in this Pamphlet about Grief you can See a Verse from the Bible….

ME - “I’m A Marketing Consultant. I’ve got another friend who deals with GRIEF in a Different way. He lives in Oklahoma. He goes thru all the newspapers to find people who DIED Young. In their 30’s or 40’s.

“Writes down all the Surviving Pall Bearers and family in the Newspaper Death Notice. THEN CALLS THEM UP to say while they are in SHOCK from Grief, “You never know when it’s Time for YOU to Go - even at a young Age. You Gotta Plan ahead. I’ve got this Death Insurance…”

“Ted set a Insurance SALES RECORD for the entire Company!

JOE Seems a bit Rattled. Shuffles his feet a bit - “Ok, Sir. Let me Read You This Bible Verse.” And he does.

ME Talking to Joe Jr - “Some people deal with Grief by going to a Party.”

JOE Interrupts. “That’s true. Now after a Funeral instead of a Wake many Church people now get together for a CELEBRATION of the loved ones life.

ME - “Thanks for Reminding me about the Party aspect of Grief. Joe Jr - You Should LOOK this up when you get home. Gene Simmons of the Rock Group Kiss Has a KISS COFFIN Store in Texas.

“Each KISS Coffin has a Beer Tap. So the coffin fits right into the party. Oh and the Coffin has a Built in Music and Entertainment System. Hit a button And You Have Music at your Death Celebration.

JOE SENIOR is Agog - “Really? What do people Do with a coffin they buy Before they die?

ME - “Oh, they use the Coffins as a Coffee Table in their homes.”

ME - “Joe Jr - You Should Look it up. Gene is a Genius at making Munny. His Coffins sell for 25 THOUSAND Dollars and up.

ME - “What you are doing is Great Dr to Dr Sales Experience - Joe Jr. I have some MORE Stories about Dr to Dr S*ales.

JOE SENIOR is Now Backing Away - Back out my side walk. Out towards the driveway. Edging towards his car. “Thanks for your Time Sir. We Gotta get going.”

Heh Heh Heh

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - ACTION SUMMARY -

Oh. Did I mention that I Shook hands. Got Their Names. Got RAPPORT FIRST before I started Swapping "RUDE Stories"?

Within Rapport you can Do and Say almost Anything.

AND Because We Had An UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT that we could BE RUDE TO EACH OTHER.

We
Took
Turns.

JOE - Was RUDE to ME by Forcing me to Listen to HIS Church Version of Religion.

ME - IN TURN - I Was RUDE to Joe - by Pretending to offer them LOTTO tickets as a Thank you for their Unwanted Visit.

JOE - Then FORCED me to look at his CHURCH Flyer.

ME - I Compared their SAME NAMES to GEORGE FOREMAN and his sons.
George - George - George and George.

JOE - Joe Forced me to Listen to him Talk About the article about GRIEF in his flyer.

ME - I told Joe that I’d seen dozens of these same Church Flyers and they Were BORING. Suggested the Church Find Better Flyers.

ME - I was very Impressed. Joe is a Rock. He kept going despite my BLATANT
ATTEMPTS to TELL HIM - with Goofy Grief Stories - that I DON’T WANT YOU HERE.

ME - However. I finally found Joe’s WEAK Spot. When I started Talking to His Brother - Joe Jr. Trying to Show him how he could make munny with the Dr to Dr Skills he was learning from Door knocking for his Church.

THAT got Joe Senior - to Leave - Finally.

P.P.S. - NEXT Visit by these Church BOZO’s - I’m going to Use 426 M*illion Mentor - Walter Hailey’s INVISIBLE PERSUASION S*ales Script to SELL them something.

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Default The BIG IDEA We Got When a Self Made B*illionaire Phoned

Thanks Dien,

Hey Dien/Gordon - I am Covered in Bruises. And Jammed my thumb too boot.
The ROAD Crew - cut a 4 foot wide LOCUST Tree that was LEANING over
the power lines.

Tossed all the Cut Up Chunks Down The Bank. And a few rolled out into my lawn.

YOU ASK, "How Steep is the Bank of Dirt, bushes, small trees, vines
They rolled the Wood Logs Down?"

ANSWER: Look at the nearest Lamp Shade Near you. SEE The Nice Vertical
CURVE. Yup. THAT STEEP.

The Reason I am All BUNGED Up is I had to use my PEAVEY to Pry dozens of
300 Pound Rounds of Wood Out from Behind TREES and Vines and Big Multi-Flora Rose Bushes.

Then ROLL them down the Bank. And do it so they didn't KEEP Rolling all the
way down into my garden.

I got them all piled up and Covered with a Tarp. So I can Split them up
and Burn them to keep the house warm.

Thanks for your Patience,
Glenn

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THE Mr B*illionaire Story -

​Years Back - When My Marketing Biz Was Just Starting out I Listened to a Mentor ​Interview a SELF MADE B*illionaire.

​Later.

​I found Mr B*illionaires Website.

​Bought 1000 Bucks worth of his books - to Use as Customer Thank You Rewards.

​THAT

​SAME

​DAY

​I got a Phone Call From Mr B*illionaire himself. THE REASON HE CALLED ME was He Liked my Company name (M*illionaire Mastermind Marketing Association) and he LIKED that I spend a Grand on his books.

​Come to Find Out...

​THE RASCAL wanted ME to Pre-Order several 1000 Dollars worth of his New Book.

​So Mr B*illionaire Didn't have to

(A) Pay for Printing

(B) Pay to Send F-r-e-e Copies out to employees in his 19 Different companies.

​-------

Took Big Brass Ones

​to Use OPM when He was the B*illionaire!

​-------

I KEPT HIM TALKING until he started COMPLAINING that he commanded 10K for 30 Minutes of his time. But I Was NOT PAYING HIM. (Great fun.)

FINALLY he bragged how he started a F-r-e-e Weekly "Marketing Tip of the week Newsletter" and in less than ONE YEAR had over a M*illion Subscribers.

I thought, "AHA! I Can Do that."

​And

​Started my own F-r-e-e Ezine, "The Big Red Nose Club New Idea Testing Ezine" which has had a HUGE IMPACT on my bottom line.

​WHY?

​Cuz While I am (Writing An Ezine About How We Used An Idea From A 1-of-a-Kind 6 hr Case Study filled mp3 Program Like, "ENCHANTED NLP...") to make ONE EZINE Reader Extra C*ASH - Other Ezine readers BUY THAT Info Product too.)

So.

​Inspite of his WHINGING. I have to Thank Mr B*illionaire

​for one of the most P*ofitable Ideas I have ever found.



​Thanks,

​Glenn Osborn

​Millionaire Mastermind Marketing Association



P.S. - 7 Figure Idea for You Candy. While in Naperville, IL for a seminar held by a man worth 100 M*illion. I found out he had set his WIFE up in the REMODELLING BIZ!

And

of

Course.

She is Making MILLIONS.

How Does She Do it? Among all her ideas HERE is MY FAVORITE...

STEP ONE - Lands an Affluent Home Owner Client

STEP 2 - When the woman of the House is WILDLY Happy. She Asks, "Do You Have Any NEIGHBOR Friends You Would Like to GIFT some Ideas to?"

STEP 3 - ​AND her Affluent Home Owner Marches over to 1 - 2 - 3 Neighbors houses.

​Knocks on the door. And INTRODUCES Her.

​ENDORSES HER to the neighbor.

​STEP #4 - This idea BLEW ME AWAY!

​Turns out.

​***Women Decorate each room to make themselves look MORE BEAUTIFUL!***

​So.

The LADY of the House Is Asked to FETCH her FAVORITE OUTFIT. And they brainstorm Ideas on How to Make That ROOM - Enhance her BEAUTY while Wearing that Outfit!

YOU

can

do the same

Thing in a Kitchen.​​

​STEP #5 - Great Fun to VideoTape KITCHEN BEAUTY MAKE-OVERS. Stick them up on YOUR Website - Candy - And Show them to Home owners on their iPhones.

STEP #6 - If You KNOW How to Make the Woman of the House think that the BEST Kitchen Makeover Ideas are HERS. SHE WILL SELL HERSELF. Chase YOU with her CheckBook.
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Dien Rice Dien Rice is offline
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Default I think I know which option my wife would pick...!

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P.S. - 7 Figure Idea for You Candy. While in Naperville, IL for a seminar held by a man worth 100 M*illion. I found out he had set his WIFE up in the REMODELLING BIZ!

And

of

Course.

She is Making MILLIONS.

How Does She Do it? Among all her ideas HERE is MY FAVORITE...

STEP ONE - Lands an Affluent Home Owner Client

STEP 2 - When the woman of the House is WILDLY Happy. She Asks, "Do You Have Any NEIGHBOR Friends You Would Like to GIFT some Ideas to?"

STEP 3 - ​AND her Affluent Home Owner Marches over to 1 - 2 - 3 Neighbors houses.

​Knocks on the door. And INTRODUCES Her.

​ENDORSES HER to the neighbor.

​STEP #4 - This idea BLEW ME AWAY!

​Turns out.

​***Women Decorate each room to make themselves look MORE BEAUTIFUL!***

​So.

The LADY of the House Is Asked to FETCH her FAVORITE OUTFIT. And they brainstorm Ideas on How to Make That ROOM - Enhance her BEAUTY while Wearing that Outfit!

YOU

can

do the same

Thing in a Kitchen.​​
Hi Glenn,

I love the idea!

Option 1: This room remodelling job will make YOUR ROOM look more beautiful!

Option 2: This room remodelling job will make YOU look more beautiful!

(I think I know which option my wife would pick... )

I’d never have thought of that...

I bet there are creative ways to use this idea for other things... And with some changes, it could apply to men too...

Thanks Glenn!

Best wishes,

Dien
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Default She Said, *Am I Hallucinating Again?*

Thanks Gordon,

I am Constantly TESTING Odd, Goofy, Warped
Ways TO SHOCK People AWAKE.

Cuz if You Do Not SLAP them To Get Their ATTENTION - They will Not
Hear you and You Cannot sell them stuff.

-------------
-------------
A New Idea I am Testing - EXHIBIT A -

Just Found a 3 Inch Tall Robot - Which RECORDS 8 seconds of your Voice.

Him is Blue
Her Robot is Pink.

Am Sending Him Back To The Kitchen with the waitress
with 4 or 5 INSTANT Scratch off Lotto Tickets for The COOKS.

(WOW do I get PILED UP Food Plates!)

So they HEAR My Words Instead of Hers.

AND
Amazingly.

A Client Wants to PAY ME to Write up the idea to Use from The STAGE.

So He Can Toss 3 Robots Into The Audience. Run Down. Hold Microphone
to the Robot in Audience members Hands.

THEY Hit The Button. And a TINY VOICE Says your Headline.

HUZZAH - Interactive Speech Making!

BUBBLE WRAPPED Robot #1 - Part I of Speech

Robot #2 - Part II of Speech

Robot #3 - End of Speech

ANNOUNCE a Raffle - "Put Your Biz Card in The Box and You Might WIN
A Robot to Take Home to Your Kids - If We Draw Your Name."

HOT DOG!

You now have a Customer List.

****************
****************
For The Holidays I've Written a New E-book.

And Have Adapted a 2nd SILLY Object - to Use As a BRIBE to Boost
the # of Headline VOTES I get.

You Might Get a HOOT out of this
strategy.

ESPECIALLY since THE TREND is that nobody Fills out Surveys ANYMORE
without some kind of Bribe.

Thanks,
Glenn

====================
====================
Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club Ezine #3771

Happy Holidays,

Thanks for your Patience.

Your Holiday THANK YOU REWARDS are going to be Many.

STARTING NOW.

Thank You REWARD #1 - IS Our Holiday BRIBE REPORT Called,

"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"

Your "NO-WORDS-NEEDED - "SIT-AT-ANY-Bar/RESTAURANT -
Attract Women, Kids and Parents over to your Table
NLP SYSTEM - that Fits Easily into a Pocket...

COSTS a TOTAL OF...

WAIT FOR IT.

1.25 each (One Dollar Twenty Five Cents) at Amazon .

************
************
Ok.

Why Offer You a Goofy BRIBE?

(EDITORS NOTE - Same idea works to Attract Prospective Clients too. So Not all FLIRT GAMES.)

To Get YOUR OPINION.

Ask You, " Which of These Headlines YOU LIKE BEST?"

(EDITORS NOTE - We've Been Doing this for 24 Years. And Decided to SHARE The 1-of-a-kind
Munny Making Idea with You For The Holidays. The Sales Letter is DONE. The E-Book is DONE.
But - I NEED Headline Help!)

Please PICK ONE - Then email me at [email protected] - TELL me your Choice - so I can Send you Your BRIBE REPORT.

A - Don't Buy Jay Abrahams 10 ***Munny-Tree*** Secrets
Before You Test Out The Idea Yourself

B - Get Fired Up With Our Hidden Moolah Finder
For The Holidays

C - How to DIVORCE Yourself from The Painful Part of Making Munny
w/Jay Abrahams Munny-Tree System

D - Experience The ONLY Money Making System We've USED in 24
Years of Marketing to Small Business Owners

E - Finally - An Affordable - Stay-At-Home
Emergency Cash System

F - Relieve Your LACK-OF-MUNNY-PAIN
With Our Home Based Extra C*ash Strategy

G - Exposed! Ten X-Ray EYE-BALL Headline Ideas
That Let You See BIG MUNNY In Any Small Business

H - Pass Our French-Fry-Fast-Food-QUIZ
And Then If You Want To Make A Bunch of Extra Munny
We'll Do All The Work

I - How to Grab A Small Biz Website
Owners Munny in 60 Seconds Flat

Thanks for your Help!
Glenn Osborn

P.S. - REMEMBER - To Get Your Copy of Our BRIBE REPORT -

"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"

Email me your #1 Headline PICK to -- [email protected]
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Default Why so many who give talks are not making what they should...

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Thanks Gordon,

I am Constantly TESTING Odd, Goofy, Warped
Ways TO SHOCK People AWAKE.

Cuz if You Do Not SLAP them To Get Their ATTENTION - They will Not
Hear you and You Cannot sell them stuff.

-------------
-------------
A New Idea I am Testing - EXHIBIT A -

Just Found a 3 Inch Tall Robot - Which RECORDS 8 seconds of your Voice.

Him is Blue
Her Robot is Pink.

Am Sending Him Back To The Kitchen with the waitress
with 4 or 5 INSTANT Scratch off Lotto Tickets for The COOKS.

(WOW do I get PILED UP Food Plates!)

So they HEAR My Words Instead of Hers.

AND
Amazingly.

A Client Wants to PAY ME to Write up the idea to Use from The STAGE.

So He Can Toss 3 Robots Into The Audience. Run Down. Hold Microphone
to the Robot in Audience members Hands.

THEY Hit The Button. And a TINY VOICE Says your Headline.

HUZZAH - Interactive Speech Making!

BUBBLE WRAPPED Robot #1 - Part I of Speech

Robot #2 - Part II of Speech

Robot #3 - End of Speech

ANNOUNCE a Raffle - "Put Your Biz Card in The Box and You Might WIN
A Robot to Take Home to Your Kids - If We Draw Your Name."

HOT DOG!

You now have a Customer List.
Glenn... I love it! It's brilliant!

How many people give presentations to crowds... and walk away, having virtually no way of contacting those who they spoke to...?

What a waste of potential!

Your way is much, much better...

Quote:
Please PICK ONE - Then email me at [email protected] - TELL me your Choice - so I can Send you Your BRIBE REPORT.

A - Don't Buy Jay Abrahams 10 ***Munny-Tree*** Secrets
Before You Test Out The Idea Yourself

B - Get Fired Up With Our Hidden Moolah Finder
For The Holidays

C - How to DIVORCE Yourself from The Painful Part of Making Munny
w/Jay Abrahams Munny-Tree System

D - Experience The ONLY Money Making System We've USED in 24
Years of Marketing to Small Business Owners

E - Finally - An Affordable - Stay-At-Home
Emergency Cash System

F - Relieve Your LACK-OF-MUNNY-PAIN
With Our Home Based Extra C*ash Strategy

G - Exposed! Ten X-Ray EYE-BALL Headline Ideas
That Let You See BIG MUNNY In Any Small Business

H - Pass Our French-Fry-Fast-Food-QUIZ
And Then If You Want To Make A Bunch of Extra Munny
We'll Do All The Work

I - How to Grab A Small Biz Website
Owners Munny in 60 Seconds Flat

Thanks for your Help!
Glenn Osborn

P.S. - REMEMBER - To Get Your Copy of Our BRIBE REPORT -

"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"

Email me your #1 Headline PICK to -- [email protected]
Glenn, because of the time of year, my pick is B...

But if it wasn't this time of year, it would probably be E...

Best wishes,

Dien
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