Have you heard about when you have lemons, make lemonade? Well, the new saying is...

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and DEMAND chocolate.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's eyes.

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[Dien Rice]

Hi Michael,

Originally Posted by MichaelRoss

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and DEMAND chocolate.

Aaahh... This I can relate to!

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's eyes.

That sounds like it could have come from Bruce Lee...

You sure that isn't one of the closely-guarded secrets of Jeet Kune Do?

Cheers,

Dien

[GordonJ]

Originally Posted by Dien Rice

That sounds like it could have come from Bruce Lee...

You sure that isn't one of the closely-guarded secrets of Jeet Kune Do?

Cheers,

Dien

When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, Chuck kicks life in the groin, and then chokes the living life out of life...and therefore, life knows better than to give Chuck Norris lemons...or else life would be forever known as death.

And when death gives Chuck lemons? He's too scared to death to even try.

HA!