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Old February 28, 2017, 10:02 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Donald Ducky Flirt Tipping Gets Us INSTANT Service at The Bank

Thanks Gordon,

Today I went to the Bank with a friend who said her Identity was stolen.

Her account and card were frozen.

So we rush to the bank and since I had been told by Bank Managers
Previously - not to Tip the Bank Tellers with Cash - I brought some
Donald Trump Moolah.

Same old story:

Hurry Up and Wait.

My friend Teresa was told, "You'll have to wait. The Bank Manager is talking to
another customer."

But I walked up to the bank tellers and handed each girl a 50.00 Bill
with DONALD TRUMPS Smiling face on it.

Said, "Have you seen the New Donald Trump Munny? This is for you."

And Suddenly NO-MORE-WAITING!

Teresa was asked a bunch of questions. Quickly discovered that her identity
was not stolen. But her credit card was hacked.

They cancelled her current card. Issued her a new card.
And we Were Done!

So I pulled two Little Yellow Ducky's out of my pocket.

Handed them to the Bank Tellers and told them, "Here is your Thank you
Reward for Helping us."

And to the sound of

QUACK

SQUEAK

QUACK and laughter we walked out.

Thanks,
Glenn
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