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[Glenn]

Thanks Dien,

As a Young Whippersnapper I've worked a lot of lousy jobs.

Gives me Empathy for other folks.

Like the guys who have to get up at 4 am in order
to pick up our Garbage at 8 am

Not sure I am Striking The Right TONE HERE.

My Only GOAL is to get a LAUGH.

What do you guys think?

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FART TRUCK POEM

If a Trash Truck Could Fart,

Newspapers out it's Back End,

You Guys PaperCuts Would Be Off The Charts,

Plus a Stinky Wind Might Send,

Bottles and Cans in Parts,

Flying at You Like Darts,

You Trash Guys would Need Masks,

To Complete Your Tasks,

Plus Armor and a Shield,

Or You'd Risk Getting Killed.

Thanks,
Glenn

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