Dwayne Johnson* Hit Himself in The Face w/a 50 Lb CHAIN

[Glenn]

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Thanks to 800 Articles I Wrote at MEDIUM.

I discovered that CELEB Name Dropping got 700% More Readers.

Which is Huge.

The Beauty of CELEBRITY COPYWRITING?

You can Go In Almost ANY Direction.

Suppose You Want to Talk About The Benefits of the Military?

Drew Quit being a Soldier.

Decided to READ books about Stand Up Comedy.

Wrote a bunch of Jokes using The "Formula."

Tested them on some Guys in a Bar.

Then Went to Comedy Clubs.

I first Spotted him on a TV Show. Doing Standup.

Nervous as hell.
With a Crew Cut.
But FUNNY.

(EDITORS NOTE - Books by Stand Up Comedians Are VALUABLE. The Topics They Choose to Get a LAUGH - Are Great Niches to Write about.)

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Or You Could VEER In The Direction of Sex And Relationships.

I Read a Scientific Study
that said that Couples who go to a Sex Therapist Or Marriage Counselor
ALMOST ALWAYS Get a Divorce.

Versus Those who STAY away from The "Experts."

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OR You Could Write About Drugs.

A Hypodermic needle full of Nicotine was found on The Floor
Where the Killer tossed her off the Balcony.

Sounds Pre-meditated to me.

Although His DEFENSE Attorney said the Needle could have been
there for other Reasons.

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OR You Could Give an English Lesson.

Talk about The Word, "Defenestration"
Which is a Fancy Word for Getting Tossed off a Balcony.

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PLUS...

Very Easy to DOUBLE The Celebrity Name Dropping.

Taylor Swift Has a Stalker who Smashed her Manhattan
Condo Door With a Shovel - Cops found him in Her Bed.

Such a Big Problem she uses Facial Recognition
at her concerts to Keep The Crazies away.

Thanks,
Glenn