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Old February 26, 2017, 05:46 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Flirt Tipping w/*Yellow Ducky* in Grocery Store Gets WEIRD

Thanks Dien,

The Grocery Store where I shop no longer allows "Tipping."
Or so the Cashiers inform me when I try to give them a LOTTO ticket.

What to do.

Hmmm.

Improvise.

One guy ahead of me as I approach the check out register. Little brunette
girl with no name tag.

I pull a Yellow Rubber SQUEEK Duck and a LED Key-Chain-Laser Lite
out of my pocket.

Then Ask, "What is Your Name?

"Anna."

ME - "Ok, Anna. Are You Feeling Adventurous tonight?"

Anna - "Sure."

ME - I flash the LED in her eyes - whilst Simultaneously SQUEAKING
my little Yellow Ducky - LOUDLY.

ME - "Which one would you like as a TIP?"

Anna grabs the Duck.

SQUEAK

Squeak

SQUEAK.

The Manager comes over.

Another Cashier shows up. Looks over Anna's shoulder.

A Cashier with a Nose and Lip Ring appears.

One

Two

Three

Four

Five young women are standing behind Anna - Looking at ME.

Suave and Debonair - I say, "What?"

Anna says, "Oh, this isn't about you. All these girls want to steal my baby.
Want to see his pictures? He's 4 months old."

The Girls ooh and ahh and crowd around.

Anna shows her photos to them and then me.

"Here's Edward last night.

"And then this morning.

"And here he is yesterday.

"On the floor."

"In his crib."

YIKES, she went on and on.

ME - Light Bulb! "Oh, that's why you chose the Squeaky Duck."

Anna - "Yes, Edward will LOVE IT. Thank you, Sir."

Whew.

6 Girls to 1 of me.

Had me worried there for a moment.

Thanks,
Glenn
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